Yahoo – Many women swear they have one, but a new review of 60 years of sex research shows science still can’t definitively find the G-spot. Researchers have used surveys, imaging scans and biopsies of women, all trying to locate and define the presumably orgasmic area on the vaginal wall known as the G-spot. Based on a review of 96 published studies, an Israeli and American research team came to one conclusion. “Without a doubt, a discreet anatomic entity called the G-spot does not exist,” said Dr. Amichai Kilchevsky, a urology resident at Yale-New Haven Hospital in Connecticut, and lead author of the review, published Jan. 12 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Kilchevsky conceded the work is not “1,000 percent conclusive,” allowing that other scientists could one day find something his team missed. But they would need new technology to do it, he said.  “Women who can’t achieve orgasm through vaginal penetration don’t have anything wrong with them,” he said. Kilchevsky doesn’t think women who claim to have a G-spot are crazy either. “What they’re likely experiencing is a continuation of the clitoris,” he said. G-spot skeptics often point out that the tissue of the clitoris extends into the body, behind it where the G-spot would be located.

So let me get this straight. Men of science have been looking for the G-Spot for 60 years. They’ve done surveys and scans and biopsies of vaginas all over the world. They’ve published Dozens upon dozens of studies. And the one conclusion they have drawn is “Without a doubt, a discreet anatomic entity called the G-spot does not exist.”

And you broads still expect us to find that shit?

For sure not. If Dr. Kilchevsky can’t find it with his microscopes and his speculum there is no fucking chance that some drunk dude with a half erection is gonna find that shit with his dick.  And you know what else I find interesting? All these chicks think its all about “finding it.” Like its a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and all you gotta do is locate it and you’ve hit the jackpot. In reality its more like “Ok, you found it. Now work it for 45 minutes in the exact perfect manner or else it won’t work anyway.” Its crazy. The expectations are downright crazy.

Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking and Sir Issac Newton figured out gravity and the speed of light and fucking black holes and shit, and even they have no clue where the G spot is or how it can possibly work. I think its time you girls give up on this elaborate ruse. You know that saying from the Usual Suspects “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” Well the greatest trick you broads ever pulled is convincing the world the G Spot does exists. Men everywhere chasing and searching and looking for that thing like its freaking Big Foot or the Lost City of Atlantis. The jig is up, ladies. Science says so.