If I Dont Get This 60 Person, 100 Foot Long, 4,000 Pound Aquatic Obstacle Course My Summer Is A Failure
Business Insider - If you’re planning a trip to the lake this summer, we have the perfect water toy for you. German watersports company Wibit Sports is selling this 131-by-105-foot aquatic obstacle course straight out of an episode of Wipeout (sans the big balls). Wibit’s website brags that the Sports Park 60 is able to hold 60 people (hence the name) and features 20 different obstacles and parts meshed into one epic jungle gym for the sea. We wanted to test out this product out, but unfortunately, New York City doesn’t have any lakes big enough for this mammoth inflatable.
Outside of getting drunk and fucking, this is probably the most fun I can imagine having. Its like American Gladiators meets Global Guts meets Wipeout. I don’t know how much it costs. Don’t care how much it costs. Don’t care that there isn’t a lake near by. I’m bringing this to the beach on Brielle Road and we’re going nuts, folks.