If We Don’t Have A Barstool Blackout At An Underwater NYC Club At Some Point I’ll Consider Myself A Failure
Clubbing on dry land is for the fuckin birds. If you ain’t getting underwater at night, I don’t even wanna know you. Sure it might be a little impractical to need some underwater James Cameron equipment to go out on a Saturday night. No, I don’t even know if its physically possible to drink out of those underwater straws. And yes, when you rip ass and you got a trail of bubbles burping out of your asshole. But regardless partying in a motherfuckin aquarium is where its at.
Just so long as it doesn’t have that chlorine that turns purple when you piss in it. Because your boy KFC is probably the best pool pisser this side of the Mississippi. I don’t even consider the thought of getting out of a pool and drying off to go piss. As a matter of fact, how would that even work in a TechnoMarine underwater club? How do you go to the bathroom at all? Do you have to rise to the surface and get out of the club just to piss? That would be a disaster. No chance anybody would do that. Everyone would just be swimming around in piss water. Whatever. Like I said that wouldn’t deter me but I’d have to imagine a lot of the general public wouldn’t like that.