If You Can’t Beat Pres In FanDuel Then You Should Just Retire From Being A Stoolie
See here’s the thing about Pres – he’s an idiot. I know all you Stoolies wanna suck his dick and you hang on every word he says and use words like hardo and squid just because he does, but when push comes to shove and it comes to gambling I know you’ll have no problem taking some free money from him. He’s legitimately the worst gambler in the world. So FanDuel Friday this week Red Sox vs. Yankees, Boston vs. NY, and you getting free money because Dave Portnoy knows nothing about sports.
Its a 55 person, $500 tournament. Anyone (read: everyone) who can beat Pres automatically gets $10 for free. Its half the size of our usual tournaments so its gonna fill up twice as quick. Join now before its filled up.
If you want a little more of a challenge you can sign up here to try and beat me. That way you can see what it’s like to take an AP class vs. SPED school.
That picture screams i went down on a guy in the 7th grade.
Chuckin up the deuces….. talk about squid.
His left hand looks exactly like E.T. #coincidence?
Wow you really sucked me in. I wasn’t going to sign up, but now that you’re taunting me by saying I can’t beat Pres….fuck now I gotta sign up. Well played.
Lobster Boy ?
I remember when kmarco used to write funny posts talking shit about Pres before he died. Now it’s just KFC. Sad really.
KFC I beat your sorry ass the last time you did this still haven’t got my 10 spot back. Fraudulent lazy eyed fuck
You can stop looking now, i’m pretty sure I found your missing chromosome on the floor here.
i throw up everytime i see this picture.
what ever happened to kmarko? did he actually die? totally lost
kmarko got banished to BarstoolU. Pretty much left for dead over there. Sucks too, BarstoolNY was great when him and KFC were both here.
Two best pictures in recent barstool history: 1. KFC tin man dance. 2. This atrocity.
its funny because Pres actually knows NOTHING about sports.
NIce shoulders
is this asshole doing the “teapot” song, “im a little jewpot short and stout, tip me over and pennies fall out”
Fucking Queer!
pres barely has you beat as “fat fuck who knows nothing about sports”. stay humble
Looks like a Hebrew stretch Armstrong in that pic
Jabba the Hut called, he wants his wetsuit back.
honestly, one of the strangest bodies i’ve ever seen.
where are you shoulders bro?
#douchebag
what a fucking muppet.