See here’s the thing about Pres – he’s an idiot. I know all you Stoolies wanna suck his dick and you hang on every word he says and use words like hardo and squid just because he does, but when push comes to shove and it comes to gambling I know you’ll have no problem taking some free money from him. He’s legitimately the worst gambler in the world. So FanDuel Friday this week Red Sox vs. Yankees, Boston vs. NY, and you getting free money because Dave Portnoy knows nothing about sports.
Its a 55 person, $500 tournament. Anyone (read: everyone) who can beat Pres automatically gets $10 for free. Its half the size of our usual tournaments so its gonna fill up twice as quick. Join now before its filled up.
If you want a little more of a challenge you can sign up here to try and beat me. That way you can see what it’s like to take an AP class vs. SPED school.