If You Don’t Think The Gold Razor Ramon Wrestling Tank Is The Choice, You’re An Idiot
Listen, no disrespect to the Hitman. I love the Ultimate Warriors face paint. Hogan’s stache is iconic. And Macho Man’s glasses are legendary.
But if you’re not rocking the Razor Ramon tank to the beach this summer, you have no respect for yourself or others around you. The gold Razor tank top could potentially be the greatest piece of Barstool merchandise in the history of the site. The greasy mullet with the spit curl on the forehead. The faded 5 o’clock shadow beard. And the patented toothpick. Only thing thats missing is the chest hair. I wouldn’t mind if we remade it with chest hair down the front of the shirt.
Bottom line is if your summer plans don’t include walking off the beach wearing this tank top and 10 gold chains and telling people Say Hello To The Bad Guy as you throw a toothpick in their face, you might as well just skip summer all together. Razor is the choice.
Now cue the motherfucking vignette, chico!
PS – I love how racist wrestling used to be.
All of these shirts are unoriginal and lame. Viva La Lawsuit!
I guess I’m an idiot – and I can live with that.
Pres must really be short on cash for his vacation huh?
Get outta here – Razor Ramon is the ONLY choice. Straight up unstoppable on Royal Rumble on the SNES. Razor’s edge? Sickest finishing move in wrestling.
Barstool has officially derailed when KFC starts promoting shitty wrestling attire. Sad day to be a Stoolie…
if you buy a wrestling tank top from your favorite smut blog you are a straight up loser and there is no getting around it
Are the names on the tshirts really necessary? Kinda ruins it for me.
People that pay for porn are cooler than people that buy wrestling shirts from barstool
nothing having to do with the fact that its 3 bucks more? is barstool hurting for cash that bad?
‘Wrestling shirts suck’ say the barstool commenters who buy pro sports jerseys.
Who doesn’t like old school WWF? If you ain’t down with that then you have a big dump in your pants
Why is Razor $27 and Macho and the others $24?
Big dump AND small cock
Who wears black at the beach?
Looks like i’ll be skipping summer.
I have lived on this glorious planet for quite some time now and I have never seen a jacket like that one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e_eWcZDmPE 2:33 pure strength. Love the shirt.
To whatever extent that these shirts are weak, the Hitman is the only one with a hint of cool.
If you’re over the age of 8 and are still into WWF, old school or new, you need to shove an ice pick in your earhole
youtube “attitude era” wwf clips. theyre still absolutely hilarious–probably funnier now, actually. I bet all you guys hating on these shirts and wrestling in general fully supported jersey shore/the real world/other lame shitty shows.
Please don’t stoop to Pres’ level
They should have a Bob backlund one
Barstool commenters acting like they’re somehow above pro wrestling is among the funniest things ever, acting somehow superior to wrestling fans. Half your day (and mine) is spent on a smut blog. Downward spiral city.
And, for the record, I’ll be rocking the Macho Man.
This is a great tank…except for the sizing. The XL is the same length as the L, but it’s about two times as wide. I bought an XL because I’m tall, not because I’m a fat piece of shit. My Warrior T, however, was a perfect fit. If youre looking to order one of these shirts and your tall, go with the T. On the other hand, if youre a short fat midget, go with the tank.
I agree the cut on the tank is terrible. If you are fat and pear shaped (pres) it will fit perfect, otherwise it is way too wide and not long enough
welp horse collar, guess im gettin the tank