If You Want To Get Laid, Figure Out What This Book Is About
Been at the beach basically all month and ALL I SEE is broads reading this book. Its insane. Like every single one of them has this or The Girl Who Played With Fire. This dude Stieg just wrote a bunch of these “The Girl With The Blah Blah Blah” books, kicked the bucket, and now he’s huge. His next one coming out is called “The Girl With My $29.95 Hardcover Book Because She’s A Sucker.” For real though, if you missed the boat on Silly Bandz when I told you about those a couple months ago, this is your second chance. Pick up the Cliff Notes on this shit and you can have a conversation with literally every girl on the planet right now.
Go ahead and laugh and call it gay, but I already learned my lesson with The Lovely Bones. My roommate scooped that book up strictly because every chick in the world read it. It took him three years to finish that book. I used to make fun of him virtually every day of his life for reading this pussy girly book. Three years. And wouldn’t you know it lo and behold last year the movie comes out and every smoke out there is talking about it and while he’s at the bar stringing birds about Mr. Harvey and Susie I’m watching K-Rod blow another save talking to the fat degenerate at the end of the bar because I had to be a tough guy. Not this time folks. I’m gonna dominate the shit out of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. And by dominate I mean read the Wikipedia page, but still just trust me on this one.
How’d beltran and reyes look last night in that big win…..oh wait
if you need to read a book to get down with women, then you have larger problems.
p.s. – black dude, they might have this book on tape
On point KFC. I take the Green Line (Boston) to work everyday and I swear to god I have never seen so many broads reading the same book. Tobias you’re an idiot. The ladies love a man that knows his literature.
been read that
Tobias thanks, only thing your reading hustler or Men’s heatlh mag , since you hand is your gf or bf, i have nothing against gays so going with you take it in ass
Found the wikipedia on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_with_the_Dragon_Tattoo
Original Title: Men Who Hate Women
No wonder all these cunts are reading this book.
TobiasFraud doenst fuck any chicks
Not by choice, he just cant
Read it. Key points: the main character, the girl with the dragon tattoo, has been a systematic victim of the government her entire life. However, she’s a super-genious hacker so she gets her revenge in the end. Women probably identify because she is tough, independent, and in spite of everything that has happened to her, still kicks ass.
PS- if you want to piss a girl off, tell her that the girl with the dragon tattoo could have never pulled any of it off without the help of the journalist (who happens to screw everything in sight!)
when is this racist gonna be banned?
who?
Depends on which way the wind is blowing Rp. Consistency isn’t exactly one of the attributes of the sites.
i’ve noticed
Tobias, whoa there tiger take it down a few dozen notches with the lynching comments – swimming jokes are one thing b/c it’s harmless (and funny). this isn’t BSS Mississippi
It’s funny, because it’s racist. (Tosh .0 quote)
Noted and already done.
Save yourself some time and just watch the movie. It’s available to Watch Instantly on Netflix.
KFC…GREAT post
I was honestly lol wen i was reading this because it culd NOT be more true…i mean everything was spot on…every hot chick is reading this damn book, as guys we gotta know wat its about for conversation purposes but still will only read it thru wikipedia or sparknotes and also felt ur pain as a fellow met fan watching krod blow another freakin save
clown ass muthafuckas, everybody knows that every good book is also a movie. just watch the movieee, shits mad good. although it is subtitled. dykes and nazi’s and titties and missing children, it has everything you would find on BSSNY and more!
Watch the movie, you still have to read the subtitles….its pretty good.
Wow TheSorce6….reading your post was painful. Please don’t write again until you finish Jr. High School.
when people ask me what it’s about…rape, sex, revenge & a murder mystery. not the usual stuff I read, but I loved the book. US coming out with a movie in 2011 after the Swedish version made over $100 million. So far Daniel Craig is Michael Blomkvist and pretty much every young hollywood actress is after the Lisbeth Salander role. Carey Mulligan is rumored to be playing her. I don’t think she’s hot enough or badass enough to pull it off.
Yo I swear I am on the train this morning and I got like 2 stops to go till I get to work and I am done with the paper so I am just lookin around and this hot bussiness woman is standing in front of me reading a book, I look at the book and it wasn’t this one but it was “The Girl Who (did..something..)” I was in fuckin shock. Good call dude.
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