I’ll Have Another Pulls Out Of Triple Crown
I don’t know shit about horse racing. So I’m not sure what sort of shady shit can go on behind the scenes. But this has obviously gotta be some sort of horse ‘roids situation, right? No fucking chance it has to do with the health of the horse or anything like that. Like 50 horses died making a few episodes of that show Luck, no chance anyone gives a shit about 1 more dead horse with the goddam Triple Crown on the line.
I guess its not surprising. I’ll Have Another was like the Mark McGwire of horse racing. Just all juiced up crushing the competition out of nowhere. Everyone knew exactly what was going on but it was good for ratings and the popularity of the sport so everyone just turned a blind eye and enjoyed it. Only difference is Bud Selig was smart enough to let McGwire make history to make his sport thrive and the NY Horse Racing Association pussied out.
Or maybe none of that is true. I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about. All I know is this has gotta be a fucking MESS for bookies everywhere
People like Francesa who claim to ‘know’ horse racings are full of shit. Maybe the horse slept in the wrong straw. Maybe it ate some bad oats. Maybe it has a case of the shits. Who knows. Bottom line–horse racing is for fags and those who try to predict the outcomes are even worse.
Considering the fact that you live paycheck to paycheck for a website with dwindling popularity, i dont think its prudent to be gambling at all. consider it divine intervention that this mule has been disqualified and you wont be losing the last 100 in your chase account on an uneducated bet.
Greatest thing about horse racing is that the horse has NO IDEA you bet your mortgage payment on it. That thing is just running to get the 80 pound wetback to stop hitting with a stick. Horse just wants a bag of oats and a filly to bang out.
kfc, you hitting the shore this weekend? where and when? i’ll buy you a brew (no homo)
4guys..Just look for the pasty dude with a lazy eye dressed like a dickhead..Shouldn’t be to hard to find him
Gotta love it when bros feel the need to drop the “no homo”
if the horse dies it cant go out to stud if it cant go out to stud the owners cant make any money. It already has 2 races so its offspring will be worth a shit load of money. at least thats how i under stand it.