So I’ve basically been living out of a suitcase for the entire summer. Basically spending at least half, if not more of my time, down at the Jersey Shore. As a result my apartment has gotten completely out of control. I mean beyond on the point of no return. Pizza boxes stacking up. Empty beer cans left and right. Sink filled with shit from like 2 weeks ago. I may die like one of those hoarders on TLC.

So out of every promotion I’ve ever done on Barstool, I am fucking IN on this Ultimate Bachelor Pad Prize. At the end of the month MyClean.com are going to pick one random winner from all their fans on facebook to win a full apartment makeover. Cleaning, redesigning, free stuff – the whole 9. All you have to do is Like them on Facebook. Just click two buttons and you could win:

- A free “Deep Clean” of your apartment which includes cleaning inside the fridge, inside the oven, and inside all your cabinets in the kitchen and bathroom. All the gross shit in my apartment I just showed you.

- Free toilet paper for an entire year.

- Brand new 500 count thread sheets

- Free case of beer and 2 bottles of Skinny Girl margaritas (Ladies, don’t be shy. This is a bachelorette pad contest too)

- Brand new decorations and amenities including – Plants, picture frames, new toothbrushes, candles and all the other shit you never can bring yourself to buy

Also, anyone who creates an account during the month of August will receive 20% off their first time cleaning. You don’t have to use it this month, but just register with MyClean.com before August 31st and you’re eligible for a 20% whenever you book a cleaning. Less than 10 days left to enter the contest and make an account, get involved. Because you and I both know you’re apartment is dirty as shit right now.