Dystonia Cheerleader is my favorite thing thats ever happened on the internet. It had it all – internet hoax, hot chick, completely unbelievable chick making shit up. Just perfect. So anytime you make a youtube with her at all, I’m down.

Factor in a hot fire beat, and that performance art bit where the guy in the Walt Jr crutches smashes his metal dick against a steel rod, and I’m sold. Lets get retawded!