Imagine If Bar Refaeli Was Your Housewife?
Lets start your Thursday morning off right. Lets start off with you imagining Bar Refaeli is your classic 1950s housewife. Lets imagine her doing all your cooking and cleaning in her underwear all day. Lets imagine you live back in the days of Mad Men and you come home from work and she’s got a cigarette and a blow job waiting for you. Cooks you pie and gives you pie without saying a peep.
Now stand up, open your desk drawer, put your dick in there, and smash it repeatedly. Because chances are you’re gonna settle down with a career woman who will inevitably get fat and yell at you for not doing your share of the chores.
We’re living in the wrong era, gentleman. The wrong era.
Well fuck! Thanks KFC, I can’t work this morning without thinking about Bar.. Time to go quietly punish myself in a bathroom stall.
That’s because your cheap boss only pays you 60 grand a year
She’s way over rated
Agreed that the 50′s would have been better for all of us, except for Mo.
@thatshitcray you like penis
All I said was she’s over rated. Didn’t say I wouldn’t stuff her.
“cooks you pie and gives you pie w/o saying a peep” HAHAHAHAH!!!
Overrated? Are you insane?
“That’s because your cheap boss only pays you 60 grand a year”… Probably some college kid (business major) who thinks he’s gonna make 6 figs right out of college. 60K a year to write nonsense and steal stuff from reddit, yahoo, deadspin, tmz etc… Not a bad gig
agree with Nutella… either that or aj soprano is a) a trust fund baby, 2) a spoiled guido, or d) retarded and slightly gay
.. I’m going with all of the above
drinking martinis and scotch all day during work, and that being considered “a normal day”?.. sign me up, please.
IN ALL HONESTY, THERE’S JUST SOMETHING OFF ABOUT HER FACE. REALLY NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE, REALLY. I CAN’T PUT MY FINGER ON WHAT IT IS EXACTLY BUT WHATEVER IT IS, IT’S NOT GOOD.
@nutella yeah fine 60 grand might not be too bad for a blogger but it’s still the reason he probably can’t get a hot housewife. He’s blaming it on the decade though.
You need to add a couple extra zeros to 60k if you want a hot as fuck housewife to bake you pies and give you pies.
I agree w/ imtough – there is something wrong w/ her face and if they can’t fix it w/ makeup and photoshopping then there is something WRONG w/ it
Been with my girl for 5 years and has recently in the past year put on some weight. Nothing crazy like 15 lbs but I told her she needed to lose weight a few days before New Years. Didn’t talk to me for a couple days but ill give you one guess what her New Years resolution was.
STILL WORKING ON IT… FOR ONE, I THINK HER FACE IS OLDER THAN HER BODY. HOW OLD IS THIS BITCH ANYWAYS? HER FACE LOOKS LIKE THAT OF A 39 YR OLD… ON THE BODY OF A 25 YR OLD. THAT’S IT I THINK BUT I’M STILL OPEN TO CONSIDERING OTHER POSSIBLE REASONS WHY SHE’S JUST NOT THAT HOT.
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“If I type in all caps maybe people will thumbs up my comments” -imtough’s inner monologue
@degenerate I had the same problem with my lady after about 5 years in. I bought her a jacket out-of-the-blue, and when she told me it was too small, I told her it would have fit her when we first started dating. Now she’s lost the weight and kept some of the ass. Win-win.
She’s pretty, but not hot, in my opinion. And her tits are too small. I’ll still take the blowjob and dinner from her, just to make sure.
honest and degenerate. same thing. buying lulu clothes a size too small every time. she’ll get there