Immortalize Rex Ryan’s Foot Fetish Forever With Your Very Own Toes Before Hoes T Shirt!
You know when you see those Sports Illustrated commercials and they have those leather bound editions to commemorate a championship or a franchise record or something like that? Well this is exactly like that except instead of a leather bound magazine its a t shirt and instead of a championship we’re commemorating the fact that our head coach is a foot fetish pimp.
With your Toes Before Hoes t shirt, you can be just like the Big Fella. Sure, chances are you’re not filming your own toe sucking videos with your kinky ass wife. But if you’re normal, this is as close as you’ll get to being freaky like the Big Sexy.
you guys dumbfound me sometimes
seriously, why would NY want to celebrate some weird ass videos their fat coach makes, i really don’t understand
wow this shit is sooooo fucking funny
It’s gotta be him. dude looked like a different person at his press conference today
mmmmm can i smell em’. maybe lather them up with gravy
“Toes Before Hoes”
Hangh? What do hookers and/or loose sluts have to do with the story? Is he choosing his wife’s toes instead of choosing hookers? Does he have a history of banging whores? You guys are weird birds.
This is simply amazing.
carlsweetchuck way to analyze the crap out of a t-shirt, jesus christ it’s meant to be funny not broken down and analyzed like the constitution or something
kissbelichicksrings says:
December 22, 2010 at 5:34 pm
I’m used to the Boston shirts not making sense, and I don’t want to see the same disease impact the NY site. Gotta nip that shit at the bud. Even silly shirts should make sense.
This is SOOOOOOO much funnier than the one that was proposed earlier.
It’s official; being a new york sports fan has finally driven KFC batshit crazy
epic lolz at KFC making fun of Boston’s rotation when the Yankees’ looks like shit!
dank shirt. can’t wait to see the one you make when Ron Artest comes to the Jets to play TE. roll tide.
let me start by saying…this is OUTSTANDING. But come on, we got this shirt, but not even a basic Giants T? Lets do this Scott…
I need to know how many of these you end up selling
What is like to root for a team where the most popular person on it is the disgusting overweight head coach?
how’s it possible to make a rex t-shirt in 48 hours but i’ve been waiting all season for a nicks/boss/smith/any royal fucking blue shirt. somehow this is feitelbergs fault. but seriously, make the damn shirts already. i would even take a shirt that says “big blow” and has desean jackson’s face on it at this point.
how about a tshirt that says who wants to fuck my wife?
TOE-LEE SHIT!!
These are hillarious!!!! just like your team!!!
Tom Coughlin should be, well, kissing Rex’ toes over this. (booooo!)
perfect timing!
I’ll order shirts after I get my 12 stray bud lights and goddamn cheese its you promised for christmas KFC. Got less than two days motherfucker, roll tide.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTQHJpzu7qA&feature=player_embedded#!
F-E-E-T FEET! FEET! FEET!
They shouldn’t be meddling in this man life because foot fetish is natural and the feelings are beautiful. Many men are attracted to women with pretty feet. It is no fiction; it is real. http://www.digitalundivide.com/many-men-love-black-ebony-women-with-pretty-attractive-feet-and-toes-they-find-pretty-ebony-feet-to-be-very-sexy
ughhh toes before hoes just doesn’t even apply to the situation at all. how did you miss that bad guys… i bet they still sell more than boston though. I dont know who would be ready to buy a shirt that says “licking feet” on it
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Fail. Leave the thinking to Portnoy.
I’ll agree that the sing-songy text used on this shirt (as well as the Boston shirt) is pretty tired and strung-out by now. Get creative, or get a real job, guys……
However, the middle finger footprint on the back is abso-fucking-lutely AWESOME! I’m a diehard Pats fan, but am seriously considering buying this shirt just for the Big FU on the back. Well done.
I think I’m liking my slogan better
It’s a game of feet not inches