You know when you see those Sports Illustrated commercials and they have those leather bound editions to commemorate a championship or a franchise record or something like that? Well this is exactly like that except instead of a leather bound magazine its a t shirt and instead of a championship we’re commemorating the fact that our head coach is a foot fetish pimp.

With your Toes Before Hoes t shirt, you can be just like the Big Fella. Sure, chances are you’re not filming your own toe sucking videos with your kinky ass wife. But if you’re normal, this is as close as you’ll get to being freaky like the Big Sexy.

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