Incarcerated Bob Reports Jets Sign Nnamdi
Incarcerated Bob is like Santa Claus. My heart wants to believe in him. My head tells me otherwise. But he was right about Revis before the entire world knew. And I’m going to just choose to believe in him on this one as well. Don’t let me down Bob!
More importantly thought I think the NFL lockout was in a weird way one of the coolest and best things that has ever happened to football. Its like it put enough of a scare in all of us to think about life without football that now there is a frenzy for football. Its like when your girlfriend finally says she’s gonna dump you after threatening for so long and you realize how much you really take the steady sex for granted so you shape up and appreciate her ten times more. Free Agency is basically on steroids. There’s like 800 guys that all need to sign in about 1/100th the time. Pats making moves, Jets making moves, football blogs getting 100s of comments. People are fucking FIRED UP.
The official celebration to keep this football frenzy flowing until kick off is TONITE at Hype Lounge. There may not be football yet, but Hype is going out on a limb for the Stoolies and basically giving away their beer today. 2 Dollar beers all fucking night. Its a happy hour special that starts at 5pm and in honor of the NFL and all its glory, Hype is just letting it run all night long. $2 Bud Lights on a Friday night is literally unheard of. If you’re spending tonite in Manhattanm there’s no way you can beat Hype Lounge wings and beer. Its on 14th street between 2nd and 3rd.
Hopefully Incarcerated Bob is right, and we’ll be celebrating Nnamdi and the No Fly Zone tonite too.
I think he’s a Jet. Where else is he going to go? 49ers? Fuck no.
I’m not going to say its a bad move, but I think the Jets should have made a bigger push for offense. Then again, they should still be able to pick up someone like TO or Moss for cheap.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!! WHYYYY? This mother fucker better be wrong.. I know right, who am I kidding.. FUUUUUUUCK!!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUUCK!!
See you assholes in the AFC Chip game.
If that shit is true, Damn, the Pats are in deep shit. The Jets are only a QB, RB and DE away from a SB run.
Why are we talking about the Jets when Jurgen Klinsmann was just named HEAD COACH OF THE US NATIONAL TEAM!!!!
Let’s be honest.. Incarcerated Bob takes a 50-50 chance, guesses, then when he’s right he keeps tweeting “check the history” “read my tweets”. Any of us, even shitty Manzo can do the exact same thing.
The cowboys are still in it.
COWBOYS
cincylife, A fucking Plus with that comment.
ESPN is throwing Randy Moss out there for the Jets too…what’s incarcerated Bob say about that?
oooooo….now Ochocinco and Branch are covered. Welker, Hernandez, and Gronkowski are now even more happy than they were this morning.
So much for signing anyone else, huh.
Signing Nmadi would be the best thing to happen to the Patriots. Go ahead Jets lock up over 20 mill on 2 cornerbacks, that doesnt sound stupid at all.
Waiiiiiit a minute cincy, are you really making fun of the Jet’s runningback? LT, Shonn Greene and Mcknight not good enough? Right cause Cedric Fucking Benson is. DE was addressed with first 2 picks in the draft….all we need is for Sanchez to show some growth and then….I guess you’re right!
I hear you Monkey, huge move. Our national team still blows though.
Are Welker, Hernandez, and Gronk as happy as they were when this Jets team knocked them out of the playoffs?
I dont get how this addresses the issue of having a mexican at quarterback
hahaha i love haters
Incarcerated Bob is a moron. He’ll never admit when he’s wrong.
this guy is a fucking fraud
Good luck covering Wes, Ochocinco, Hernandez, and Gronk. Fags.
Guess Incarcerated Bob swung and missed on this one!
Go Pats!
damn look at all these bitches…football needs to just start