Infamous Islanders Fan Arrested For Spanking 21 Year Old Girl Outside The Coliseum
NY Post – A rabid Islander fan — and heckler of the hockey team’s owner — was arrested for allegedly spanking a 21-year-old woman after a game. Craig Stanley, of West Hempstead, was charged Sunday with forcible touching for bizarrely smacking the woman’s rear outside Nassau Coliseum as a way to “congratulate” her because it was her birthday. The 54-year-old Stanley “went up to her and slapped her buttocks,’’ a police source said. Stanley is well known at the Coliseum — he was once berated by Islanders owner Charles Wang to “sit down and shut up’’ during a February 2001 meeting with fans. At the forum, Stanley demanded Wang dump his team manager at the time, Mike Milbury. “What could you possibly see in him?” Stanley asked Wang three times. “Hey, it’s a done deal. [Milbury] is coming back,” Wang said at the time. “Sit down, and shut up.” Stanley defended himself, saying he didn’t even know the woman’s name. “I didn’t slap her butt. This is all blown up,” he said, insisting he hit the woman’s back. His arraignment is set for March 19.
Free Craig Stanley! Free Craig Stanley! The Islanders won on Sunday night and it was her 21st birthday. Thats an ice hockey miracle right there. Never been a more appropriate time for a spanking. Plus he didn’t hit her butt. Just slapped her back. No big deal.
I’ll be honest, as a Mets and Jets fan, theres just about nobody can make fun of. Nobody I can talk shit about. Except the Islanders. The Islanders are the ONE franchise more pathetic than the Mets and Jets. They are absolutely irrelevant. Completely pointless. Absolutely nobody other than Craig Stanley and like 25 fans in Nassau County care about them. Their owner is Asian. A fucking Asian hockey owner. Makes no sense. Their stadium is a dump. They once were a hocke dynasty and now they are completely insignificant. If it wasn’t for John Tavares, the Islanders could disappear off the face of the earth right now and absolutely nobody would care.
I mean I’ve been writing Barstool New York for like 4 years and I don’t think I’ve ever written one Islanders blog. Unless some drunk old man spanks girls outside the Coliseum, they basically don’t exist in my mind. Probably the saddest, most meaningless franchise in all of sports.
Dixen Uranus going ham
except the islanders have more Stanley Cups than the jets and mets have combined super bowls and world series.
At least he gave his pecker the night off for once
Their own goalie is on suicide watch…and he has $68 Million more reasons to live than I do.
Guy still rocks the 1983 Clark Gillies mustache. I like his style.
its her birthday…he owes her 20 more spanks in my book
Everyone has that one vice/weakness/dark part of their life. Mine is that I’m an Islanders fan. For those not familiar, everything said here is true. The team is irrelevant as fuck. The owner is a brain dead fucking Asian. This nutjob is an accurate representation of most of the fanbase. These are the people I have to sit around at games. It’s a sad existence, but I have to say thank you to KFC. This was kind of like an intervention for a hard drug user. Bringing the sadness of the team to light and raising awareness. God bless our souls and hopefully, maybe we can break into the playoffs this year so all of us normal non-21-year-old-girl-spanking fans can be taken off suicide watch.
saw this guy belt out a crazy rendition of the canadian national anthem at that game. isles suck now but only 2 teams in NHL history have ever won 4 straight championships and they are one of them.
It’s infuriating to me when the girl looks at the camera during porn. So unnatural. Just got done with the Miss Delaware tape again.Carry on…
Wait until they move to Brooklyn, then all of the fucking hipsters will claim that they “thought the Islanders were cool before they even got to Brooklyn.”
thank you, kramerica.. logged on to make that exact point..and fuck you KFC, as much as I hate Charles Wang, at least he didn’t sell to the Wilpons. That would have been rock bottom..
No tip cred you fucking boner guy. Surprised you and your lazy eye can read the post. Probably looks like a fucking magic eye to you ya doughnut eating heathen.
Anyone that wants tip credit for sending something to the stool needs to drink a cup of bleach and go night night
Poor man’s Big Daddy Smooth.
Something tells me he spanks his monkey too.
The Nassau Mausoleum is a fine institution for mental patients.
WaxonWaxoff- We can only look forward to Brooklyn, where the building won’t fall on us, and spanking girls is considered a handshake
And Mike Milbury is the fucking devil… This man should be immune from all prosecution for all time for trying to get Milbury fired from any position involving hockey
Looks like a partying dude.
Was in town for business the last few weeks and was staying at the Marriott next to the coliseum. Took in 3 outta the last 4 islander home games. I always heard the place was a dump, but that may not even do it justice. Unless you’re sitting in the first 5 rows, your seat is likely going to bend straight down, and your feet will get glued to the floor. It’s basically like one of those ancient two screen movie theaters that don’t get movies til 2 months later than the regular theaters and charge 5 bucks a ticket. Tavares is solid, but after seeing the rangers game last night, he can’t even hold Nash’s jock. Nash is bigger, stronger, faster and has a better shot and stick handling to boot.
says the die hard mets fan. at least the isles dont piss millions away on overpaid players. they just admit they suck and move on with their day.
1manwoldpack Tavares has had more points than Nash the past three season
hard to be good when they are getting a sandpaper handjob from the county- on a side note, I have eaten candy from that guy every single halloween I was at the coliseum including into my twenties..
also the islanders superfan goes by the alias “islanders guy”
The highlight of the night was some drunk 21 year old ranger fan 3 seats down from me took a piss all over the boards next to the penalty box while sitting in his seat in the middle of the 3rd period. It was crazy. It was like a 2 minute piss too and the security guy was completely oblivious. Next to me was some dad and his 18 year old(I hope) hot, daughter. She couldn’t take her eyes off the kids sausage. After the father asks if she was alright and she just started giggling and told her dad it was hilarious and awesome. Guy probably blew his head off when he got home.
First off I’m a bruins fan, so I’m unbiased. Points don’t tell the whole story. If you watch the game you can clearly see that Nash is just on another level skill wise. If you just went by points you’d think Ryan Callahan was a stiff, but if you watch the game you realize that he completely controls the entire game. I thought he was the 2nd best player on the ice. Tavares 3rd.
Tavares might pass them eventually, but he’s clearly not there now regardless of points.
@1ManWolfPack is the Jerry Thorton of comments…calm down bro. Keep it to 10,000 words or less
Dude, you ‘write’ for Barstool sports. Talk about irrelevant and sad? Holy shit.