Introducing Barstool Voicemail
So heres the deal, idiots. I wanna jump into the world of podcasting. Problem is, I’m obviously a rookie at it, so jumping into the world of podcasting about sports and pop culture and what not isn’t easy. There’s a million other guys out there doing the same thing. So in order to start my first one and differentiate from all the other clutter out there, I wanna make this one Barstool specific. So I set up this Google voice number and created a Barstool answering machine. Think of it as an audio version of commenting on the Stool. Dial (646) 80-STOOL (646-807-8665) and leave a voicemail just like on any other phone. Leave your name or nickname and a quick message for me or anybody else at Barstool. Call up and comment about sports, chicks, your favorite blog. Leave your thoughts on me or any of the other Barstool writers on the network. Ask questions, MFKs, Would You Rathers, whatever. Just keep it relatively short.
I figured Memorial Day weekend is a great time to start it. People are gonna be out partying, on the beach with chicks, at the bars, all sorts of Barstool Voicemail material will be popping up. Leave me a message and I’ll sift through the messages over the next couple weeks and pick out of the 5 or 10 best messages and respond to them in podcast form. Think of it like the old Barstool Radio but it just wont be live.
Holler at me Stoolies! (646)-80-STOOL. Call toll free! I’ve always wanted to say that.
good thing I cold call all day long and am always looking for a number to call
Just one more reason KFC is playing Chess while Pres is playing pocket pool.
is this free
Um, whats the actual numbers? I’m a fucking idiot and my blackberry sucks.
You’re the best writer on here, so I wish you the best, but over/under this lasting for 2 months seems fair.
At least 60% of the calls are gonna be about your lazy eye, fair warning
Get a co-host. It’s not you, but nobody wants to listen to one person yack on and on. This isn’t NPR.
I am willing to go on the record with my story from prom. Give me a time to call.
sounds like the whiner line.
call it the loser line. podcast is a good idea though, still think pres’ original power hour was pure gold fire.
1. how the fuck didn’t you mention black dude on this fucking blog, like me and the power hour are synonymous bro, people hated me or loved me
2. its a NYC number bro, so its not a local call for stoolies that arent in NYC, i mean if you are using a cell phone ,nationwide calling is included on like 99% of plans, like what if i want to call you from a pay phone or someone’s land line, should have tried to see if you can a TFN number, much more fun that way
I checked but 8XX BARSTOOL and 8XX VIVALASTOOL aren’t options bro, but 855 80STOOL is, but you can check out TFN you want to try to get below, youre welcome
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why the fuck would you use a pay phone..do they even exist anymore?
I was going to say that black dude was going to be coming everywhere with this announcement, but looks like he beat me to it.
PS i have elpres’ cell number, so i could just call him, but im not a dick and wont post it for the rest of the idiots
id pay to hear what the stoolies fuckin say on that answering machine. i can only imagine
holy crap this is going to be a shitshow. There are far too many unfunny dumb schmucks who will leave a drunken tirade on your answering machine, so I think the stupidity will ruin what could have been a funny concept
BLACKDUDE, YOU DONT WORK FOR THE STOOL DESPITE TRYING AND TRYING FOR YEARS
GIVE IT UP
andersmb , no idea, i always end up drunk somewhere and you i always see a pay phone, weird as fuck and Pat Batemaa, im prob not going to call this, thing i love doing it fucking live and harassing elpres
StanSitwell , never tried to work for the stool, but thank for playing and being such a huge fan, follow me on twitter @kingblackdude, that is all
Cool story
Sorry Blackdude, despite not giving out pres’ cell #, you are a DICK.
haha (646) 80′s – tool. very fitting for a kid born in the 80s with a lazy eye
chillnlax , how the fuck i am dick? im a barstool legend bro, MJ wasnt a dick, Kobe inst a dick, so since i am the greatest commentor of time, go fuck yourself
“so jumping into the world of podcasting about sports and pop culture and what not isn’t easy”
Huh? Isn’t that what you do every 40 minutes? Why not start off with the occasional video blog to a reader email or something? I don’t see the podcast idea working if it’s not gonna be relatively frequent – shit’ll be outdated.
610 dropping knowledge aka bombs on your ass KFC
PS im fucking hungry, i want a fucking cheeseburger
I’m still weirded out by doing video blogs because I’m awkward as fuck. But ill give that a try too
Well you definitely do have a face made for radio and a voice made for typing…but if you’re gonna go for it, might as well go for broke. Self-depricate like a motherfucker.
^ going with you dont want people to see your lazy eye in action bro
fuckin voicemail is priceless! KFC trying to act all bad ass, VIVA!
610 what do I use to edit videos and shit? Just enough to make simple cuts. Like that blond chick who makes videos that people seem to like
at least i have something to drunk dial other than my exes
Sure, it’s antiquated technology, but BlackDude’s got a point.
In fact, I thinks there’s a pay phone near his crib in Brock-town.
It’s outside the bus station, right next to the Liquor Store, of course.
You know, where he hangs out down on the corner selling crack all day.
I don’t know what kind of machinery you’re working with, but Windows 7 comes with a free “Movie Maker” program that should be plenty for you. I used it once to loop a home movie & make myself look like a marathon man.
First podcast: Just play the tape… Maybe throw in a couple comments, but listening to these social rejects dump on you and throw out some hard hitters like: Fietelberg, is he gay or not straight? in itself would make a great show. Just listening to these hardos do their thing should be straight fire comedy.
I actually think that feitelberg, gay or not straight question should be first
Remember KFC this is a g to help cube monkeys get through there days
kfc sitting alone answering calls….next step to becoming Francesa
Blackdude, nobody takes you serious, you have become a BSS punchline. Wrap it up you thick lipped Baboon.
use imovie clancy
leave it to blackdude to ask how to reach you from a payphone just in case his prepaid runs out. you get free nights and weekends on that thing, guy?
why make more work for yourself KFC? This idea is gone in a month guaranteed
Ya sounds the whiner line
for the love of god just post audio clips of stoolies leaving messages. that shit would be hilaaaarious