Introducing Mani Love, The Venice Beach Hoops Dwarf Star
Venice Ball - Jamani Swanson has proven to be the best Little Person in the game after winning numerous MVP with NY Towers. He is an all around athlete and proven that he can play with the best at any height. “Don’t believe in the height, believe in the hype”!
Playing a dwarf in hoops is such a lose-lose. Its almost like fighting a girl. Like you know when you see those stories about the chicks in high school who join the wrestling team? Theres no fucking chance I’d ever sign up to wrestle one of those broads. Because no matter how jacked they are, how good they are, people are just like “You’re fighting a girl you better not lose.” And then if you put her in the figure four leglock and snap her shit, you’re the bully who was picking on a chick.
Thats Mani Love right here. I don’t care that he’s 4 and a half feet tall – dude can ball. He’s got crazy handle. He’s got that unexplainable dwarf strength. But you square up in front of him and its all-eyes-on-you “you better not get cut up by a fucking little person with sausage fingers.” And then if you’re lucky enough to stick with him and swat his shit into the Pacific Ocean, then you’re the dude picking on the midget. Can’t win.
PS – Hilarious tweet from Mani:


I would swat his midget ass into the 10th row
this video sucks assholes
when did the circus come to town?
alls i see in a mini offensive weapon…no defense
Such a defensive liability………
Spit out my milk when reading that tweet
and on a side note…mugsy bo would make this dude his little bitch
If he could dunk I would be impressed. On a side note. His five head is amazing.
I would put out my back trying to get a steal
pshh, I want to see the video of this niglet gettin his shit blocked all over the place
The Knicks starting point guard in a couple months
i would put this midget on his back if he came down the lane. LOSE LOSE SITUATION? HOW ABOUT A MIDGET MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE AN UNCOORDINATED FUCK?
I noticed he didn’t grab on rebound that whole clip. That would have been impressive.
I hope his girl told him to grow up after that tweet
im sure his teammates appreciate being on a permanent penalty kill on defense too.