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Introducing, Officer Bolivian
So Mike Tyson just announced on Twitter he’s joining law enforcement. Hey, it’s about time. No idea where or when, but I can’t wait to hear him read someone their Miranda rights.
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please tell me there will be a camera crew, and his only weapons are his goddam fists!..and mouth
Officer Tyson hahaha, I wanna see how fast the guy pisses himself when he realizes the cop is Iron Mike
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ugh, you mean officer oblivion?? jesus you guys need to get better at spelling