The Sun- MEET Russian gymnast Tatyana Kozhevnikova — the woman with the world’s strongest VAGINA. Tatyana, who holds the Guinness World Record for “vagina weightlifting”, can pick up an incredible 14kg kettlebell using just her nether regions. And now she has revealed exactly how she does it on new E4 programme The Body Shocking Show. The eye-popping footage, which will air later this month, shows Tatyana lifting 6kg dumbbells — equivalent to the weight of two melons — using only the muscles in her vagina. She explains, via a translator, to stunned hosts Jessica-Jane Clement and Pete Firman: “I insert this wooden egg equipment. “And then you just tighten your vaginal muscles and hold the egg inside.” Tatyana then fits the weights to the egg and manages to keep them held up in the air. Tatyana, who runs a website where she offers to train people in the art of Intimate Gymnastics, added: “I haven’t just stumbled upon this talent. “I had normal vaginal muscles like any other woman but I’ve achieved it after 20 years of vigorous training.”

You know what I always wonder about? How do goalies become goalies? How do catchers become catchers? Which kids out there willingly pick the shittiest position on the field/ice? Theres no glory. Tons of equipment. Uncomfortable position. Its just an odd choice when you’re coming up to willingly pick those positions.

Well how on earth does a chick decide she’s gonna have the world’s strongest pussy? At what point is she like “Fetch me my wooden egg equipment and some dumbbells! Its time to make this pussy sweat!” Like how sick do you have to be to choose “Intimate Gymnastics” as your forte?? I mean everyone loves a tight pussy put I get the distinct feeling if you put your dick inside Tatyana Kozhevnikova you ain’t getting it back. It ain’t hot. It ain’t like its a job. There is pretty much zero value in having the world’s strongest pussy other than an appearance on the Guinness Book of World Records every couple years. The rate of return on investing in your pussy’s strength is so unbelievably low, theres just no logical reason to strive for it. But every team needs a goalie. Every team needs a catcher. And I guess everybody needs at least one extremely strong pussy capable of lifting shit like a crane.