Introducing The First Barstool New York Intern – Feitelberg
So this Barney Stinson lookin motherfucker is the newest addition to this dysfunctional Barstool Family. And I’ll be perfectly honest – I 200% chose this kid based on his name. Feitelberg. Fucking Feitelberg. You can’t make that shit up. I couldn’t come up with a better name for an intern if I tried. And believe me, I tried. When we had the Fake New York Intern I was originally gonna make up a name but nothing was really funny. Because you can’t just concoct names like Feitelberg. You need to be naturally cursed with them. So in reality I basically just chose this kid so that when shit goes wrong I can be like “FUCKIN FEITELBERG!” So for everyone I didn’t choose, rather than emailing me being like “Why does that stupid dick have that I don’t!” just recognize that he has the last name Feitelberg and thats it. Kid could be legitimately retarded for all I know, but he’s got the golden ticket.
Anyway, lets speak to the bigger issue here. How in the fuck is Barstool Sports LLC a bunch of Jews and a Mic? How did that happen? El Pres, Kmarko, and Scott are sitting around peddling smut and spinning dreidels, and I go ahead and add oil to the menorah and hire a kid named freaking Feitelberg. I’m all alone in the Gentile trenches taking Jew shrapnel here. I think 610′s ogre self is an Irish Donkey too. Maybe I’ll team up with him. It will be Gentiles vs. Chosens here at the Stool, kinda like when its USA vs. The World in the NHL All Star Game. And as his first order of business as the Barstool New York Intern I will make Feitelberg convert to Catholicism and fight the good fight with me and 610.
Feitelberg, say 5 Hail Mary’s and an Our Father and get to work on the links of the day.
EARTH SHATTERING UPDATE:
Feitelberg just texted me. Told me he’s actually Irish Catholic! How the FUCK is that possible? I mean when I saw him I was like “weird, he kinda looks like everyone in my family. But he’s a hardcore J with that name Feitelberg” But he just explained some love story to me about a Jew and a Mic falling in love and converting but I just stopped reading because my mind is blown. This changes everything.
Fuckin Feitelberg! You fake Jew! You can’t do anything right!
wat happened to hiring plax
GingerJew
Feitelberg, you’re FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
you’ll be buying him beer for his high school buddies
I bet he can kick Devlin ass.
fucking Feitelberg!…..oh I like that
Looks like he will make quite the little bitch boy. KFC, you just wanted him around because he is smaller than you and you can butt rape him when you want.
I’m with you, KFC…but I’m pretty sure paragraph 2 is similar to how the lightbulb first went off in Hitler’s head.
where all the black folks at? guess we can only comment for now, i mean we just were granted the right to vote in 1870, maybe hire a black intern in 2020
BTW you guys got an intern to post links? not sure what he is going to do?
A black INTERN would have been pretty funny on a squad of milk-toast Jews and a mic.
Say goodbye to your future job chances, kid. That is, after you finally make it to college and graduate at all. What I’m saying is: I don’t like your face and I can tell I’m never going to.
I’ve seen this kid before! Ollie…right? Always wanted to ask you what it felt like to drain that second underhanded free throw…
I thought it was Nick Hogan
610 says:
October 21, 2010 at 3:16 pm
A black INTERN would have been pretty funny on a squad of milk-toast Jews and a mic.
hahah i just busted out laughing when i read that, you guys should call him FEITELBERG the Brain, kid has a fucking dome piece
Haha so that means his name is Oliver Feitelberg. Parents must hate him or something
That’s spot on webmaster. Well done.
Fuckin Hoosiers, I’m gonna sit this one out now.
Fetal-berg or fight-el-berg?
i’d just call him bagel!
Can we get a webcast of an intern death match? Make them actually worth something.
Feitelberg doesn’t sound Jewish at all.
He pulled the David Ecsktein on you,nice.
As for BSS being Jew heavy…..imagine that, Jews in the entertainment field. Next thing you know they’ll be owning sports teams.
It’s nice to see BSS NY giving registered sex offenders the opportunity to intergrate themselves back into the community
PORSTMOUTH ABBEY WHAAADUP
Dude doesn’t look ANYTHING like Barney Stinson, you dickhead.
hahah….dickhead.
BlackDude says:
October 21, 2010 at 3:14 pm
where all the black folks at? guess we can only comment for now, i mean we just were granted the right to vote in 1870, maybe hire a black intern in 2020
BTW you guys got an intern to post links? not sure what he is going to do?
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This is a trick question, everyone knows Black guys don’t work.
FACT
FYI He is legitimately retarded.
Gotta get this kid together with Portnoy and have a jew off. Games could include, which person can put a bigger shmear of salmon spread on their bagel, who can run away faster from a restaurant bill, and who can inhale more free oxygen with their giant noses. You get my drift, BSS presents Jewlympics.
the fuck u need an intern for
It’s MICK you asshole
i see the beer can in pic 1. but where is it hidden in pic 2
Jewlympics
fucking awesome using that one
get your IT guy to update the site with a ‘hide’ button, like on facebook.
(*Hide* BlackDude)!!!