Introducing the Male Chastity Belt
Do you know what the hardest thing in the world for a man to do is? I mean like the hardest thing. Harder than calculus. Harder than running a sub 4 minute mile. Harder than giving a girl an orgasm. The hardest thing on earth is peeing with a boner. Its a logistical nightmare. You roll out of bed in the morning with your flag flying at full mast and waddle over to the bathroom hung over. Then you’re standing right in front of the toilet and you realize your dick is pointing literally 100% in the opposite direction of the toilet. You can’t even really just poke your shit out through the dickhole in the boxers. Your safest bet is to take them off completely. Probably wanna take off your shirt too so that nothing is draping in the way. Better safe than sorry, just get completely naked. Then you basically gotta break out some Tantic Yoga shit to trying and get a drop in the toilet. Its like you’re doing squats and ballet and the Kama Sutra all at the same time while you just rock the back seat of the toilet with this fire hose that basically can’t be controlled. I mean I usually can’t get it in the bowl under normal circumstances. I’m lucky if I don’t hit the back seat and the walls and the floor when I’ve got morning woord. Sometimes I think its best to just bite the bullet and head to the shower.
Now how about trying to do all that with your dick in an iron mask?
Is it a good feeling when Jenna posts the same exact thing and proceeds to out blog the shit out of you? For Sure Not.
How is that suppos to stay on your dick? Serious fucking question here!
Must be tough for a tiny dick fucker like yourself.
pissing with a boner is easy. point at the shower and release.
What The Fuck????????
Geiselle makes Tommy Bunchen wear one. . .
StoolLALA > BSS NY
i thought that was hysterical. A+
KFC pleeeease jump out of a window. reading you is so unfunny its uncomfortable
i like the name. CB aka cock block. if my girlfriend ever paid 150 for this, i would easily take it off, then date rape her
Haha, BlackDude, I was hoping you’d throw that up there. Hilarious.
Side note: You know these are marketed to women because they actually gave different paint jobs to something that is suppose to keep your dick in your pants/not in public.
Something that makes no sense = women eat it up
This was the funniest blog i have ever read in BSS history, Boston or NY. But i still hate you KFC, the Patriots are winning by at least 2 touchdowns Sunday.
misogyny me, one time.
Had me laughing out loud well done A+ indeed. But this could all be solved if you just piss inside her, I’m pretty sure it just gets put right back into her bladder anyway.
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I gave one of these to my wife 2 years ago and have been locked in it (almost) 24/7 since. I am not kidding.
She takes me out about once a week to clean and tease, but she only let’s me cum every 5 or 6 weeks. Again I am not kidding.
And guess what? I am the happiest I’ve ever been, and so is she. Why? Because instead of whacking-off all the time, bugging her for sex, and giving her guilt for not catering to me, I spend my time trying to make her happy….you know, like the way we all did the first few weeks/months we were dating (and trying to get some). Giving her the power to say when I’ve earned an orgasm has made me an amazing husband, it is like we just started dating again (and we’ve been married almost ten years, and together a lot longer than that). A sexually satified man is a lazy, unmotivated man.
Chastity is one hell of a drug! Depending on how often you orgasm now, you will feel the effects within a few days…and so will she. You will be A LOT nicer to her, and will find yourself doing things to make her happy (chores, flowers, etc). Then, as soon as you orgasm you will feel no motivation to do any of those things whatsoever (for a day or two). Give it a whirl, what;s the harm?
To answer some questions:
The CB6000 is the most popular, but they do make larger and smaller cages. I am hung, so I started in a CBCurve (but since moved onto a PA5000 for security reasons. The CBs are good, but have two weak points: you can lube up and get out of them, and the lock is super easy to pick. The PA5000 requires a piercing, but is escape-proof (unless you can somehow pick a cylinder lock). Other nice part is you don’t need the ring around your sac, which some find uncomfortable.
With the right underwear you cannot see a bulge. I wear mine to everyday with dress pants.
Peeing isn’t to hard, you jut have line up the holes!
I could go on and on, but bottom line is that chastity (enforced, in my case) has transformed my marriage from boring and okay, to extremely erotic and exciting. I am constantly horny and semi-aroused, and go through the day looking forward to seeing my wife, and making her happy. She is obviously happier than ever (she comes 5-7 days a week, and we have all the right toys soshe doesn’t miss a thing),
Got any questions? Post them here, or check out ChastityMansion.com
While not for eveyone, i LOVE this lifestyle, and challenge anyone to give it a try (with or without a device).