Daily Star - A MAN is recovering in hospital after four men broke into his flat and cut off his penis. Police are hunting the masked intruders, who are thought to have acted over accusations that their victim was engaged in affairs with local women. The 41-year-old told cops he had been asleep when the men burst into his bedroom around 4am. “They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone,” he said. Although emergency workers searched for the severed organ, they failed to locate it and believe it was taken away by the attackers. The victim, Fei Lin, a rural migrant worker in the eastern Chinese village of Nigiao, denies the alleged affairs.

Talk about a bunch of fucking cock blockers huh? I mean its one thing if you’re trying to fuck a girl in the club and someone tells her to stay away from you because you sleep around a lot. Maybe just as shes getting drunk enough her friends put her in a cab and send her home to stay away from you.

But 4 dudes busting down your door putting a hood over your head and chopping off your dick is some serious goddam cockblocking. I mean how much pussy could this guy have been slaying? Just having so many affairs with local women the only solution was to chop off his fucking dick. Reminds me of the time Kaientai almost chopped off Val Venis’ cock. IIIII CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEE PEE!