Mashable – Perhaps a tablet will convince your fidgety tot to sit on the potty for longer. A new product for parents of children being potty trained features a mini toilet and an adjustable iPad docking station: the iPotty. Debuted at the 2013 International CES, the colorful plastic training toilet raised questionsabout whether or not it would actually assist parents with the task of potty training their little ones.
Welp, looks like the youngest generation is absolutely fucked. These kids are gonna grow up absolutely loving shitting. If I knew I got to use an iPad and play games and apps every time I went to the bathroom I’d make myself shit like 10 times a day. Think about how much more time you spend on the bowl now that you bring your iPhone or iPad in there. Sometimes you open up Scrabble or Fruit Ninja or all those stupid games. Sometimes you break out Tinder, start creepin on chicks. You spend at least twice as long in the bathroom now because not only are you shitting, but you’re shitting while simultaneously getting internet laid. Imagine growing up with that from day one? The bathroom would be your favorite place in the world.
So now we’re gonna have a whole legion of kids who grow up absolutely loving pooping. Hey Johnny, Timmy wants to know if you wanna come over and play manhunt? No thanks mom, I’m gonna shit on my iPad toilet for the next 3 hours! You think its bad having a 6 year old who still shits his pants? Just wait till you have a masturbating teen who’s used to having an iBowl. Guarantee you’d gladly trade an extra year of your kid peeing in his pants for the entire year he spends masturbating to tablet porn in the bathroom. I’m telling you man – you give kids the power of toilet entertainment from day 1 and they are gonna fucking LIVE on the shitter. You’re opening up Pandora’s Bowl with the iPotty.