There is nothing, and I mean nothing, weirder than a female NYC taxi driver
Peanut M&Ms are awful. But the fact pres backs butterfinger is offensive RT @stoolpresidente: M&m's aint candybar dickhead @JoeyWatermelons
Never have I doubted @stoolpresidente more than I do right now. Kill TWIX? Fuck Butterfinger? Have you lost your goddam mind?
Hockey fans and NYR fans always blabbing about how tough they are now up in arms because Brodeur makes some comments about hurting them?
Whatever you say, Benedict Arnold. Just stabbing your fresh pizza pizzeria comrades in the back for ellios trash @stoolpizzaboy
So this is the new trend in the celeb world huh? Dating gay guys? First Miranda Kerr gets knocked up by Legalus the Hobbit and now Ashley Greene is dating Joe Jonas? Give me a break. I mean the Jonas brothers are as gay as gay gets. If you don’t believe me check out what this stud had to say after finally crushing some pussy from his New Jersey hairdresser wife:
Yup that’s what I thought.
You must be logged in to post a comment.
![ERROR: Just not found | [null]](http://3432-barstoolu.voxcdn.com/wp-content/themes/barstoolu/img/stool-thumb-temp.jpg)
hey lemme tell ya,
the only thing gayer than Joe Jonas is when the Viking got caught by his wife dressing up in her lingerie.
You betta believe it
Chances Heated is a virgin: 76%
Chances Heated is a virgin (if rape doesnt count): 98%
hey lemme tell ya pal, you wanna talk percentages huh fuckstick?
99% chance ive stuck my pussy pounder in every single female relative u have. U can count on that u fucking buzzkill
if anyone disagrees with nething ive said or has a slight problem plz notify me at once so I can have u banned from this site.
I run Barstool. thnx
its legolas and he was an elf not a hobbit. fuckin nerd
hey lemme tell ya, true story, last night I hung out with Mark Zuckerberg. We smashed two bottles of grey goose and then tag teamed some asian broad who was 3 wks pregnant.
You betta believe it
Heated can you type with a penis in your mouth or do you have to take it out first?
Shamus,
shut ur fucking word hole before i break ur jaw u fucking leprechaun. You are banned from making any more posts unless u clear it with me 1st. thnx, if u have ne questions let me kno
» ……. said: { Aug 26, 2010 – 03:08:06 }
Heated can you type with a penis in your mouth or do you have to take it out first?
DUDE, do you got a problem or something?
hah heated u got some anger problems. u should worry about running ur life successfully before claiming to own anything..
NYC,
where do u work? I will have ur company shut down by tomorrow u fucking stool pigeon
Heated loves joe jonas…Fact
Dude – I guess it’s OK to have a schtick, but yours is getting really tired. Take a break, create a new ID and come back with something more entertaining with a bit more staying power. Deal?
And what do you have against y’s and o’s?
Heated can you get me unbanned in Boston?
The only thing Heated owns is a giant black dildo
» ……. said: { Aug 26, 2010 – 03:08:18 }
The only thing Heated owns is a giant black dildo
That fuckin killed me. Btw maybe it’s because greeene is smart as fuck. These gags are worth like a billion apiece
hahaha yea you’ll have my company shut down just like u can ban me and other ppl from posting. must be nice to live in a simple world where you think u can do whatever u want haha.
Ashley, call me.
Ashley Greene was probably on my short list. I mean I’m talking top 7 or 8. Up there with Jessica Alba and the like. But now, nowwwww, I don’t even know what to think. I’m speechless. How does an average looking douche with no talent land that?
Ashley no one is gonna repsect if you don’t respect yourself. You just kissed goodbye and chance you had at a legitimate movie career. Enjoy making High School Musical 5.
I had to do the private security for these kids the other day, let me tell you they are more than douchebags