Is it 7:07 Yet?
You know those commercials for depression with the suicidal guy floating around, not giving a fuck about anything? That’s what it’s gonna be like until first pitch tonight minus all the feelings of self-loathing and cutting. Nothing else matters- totally oblivious to my surroundings. Pretty sure I could get a call right now that my entire family has been raped and murdered and my response would be questioning the availability of Soriano for tonight’s game. For the next 10 hours, I’m floating through life. Easily the least productive day I’ll ever have. Sorry Prez. But I don’t think I’m alone here. Last night’s comeback win has gotten me more excited than I’ve been all season. First win of the year after trailing in the ninth, contributions from absolutely everybody except Tex, and a clutch performance from the X factor Raul Ibanez. Now the Yankees enter tonight with a chance to wrap up the division on their own. Let Baltimore win in the 23rd inning- I don’t care. Yankees win and they avoid that one game play-in nonsense.
On another note, last night’s crowd was embarrassing. Granted, the rain was mainly at fault there, but still, that was the best game of the year, and it would have been nice to do it in front of something other than a highlight from a mid-August day game in 1993. Stadium better be sold out tonight. If I have to see one more fucking comment from Tampa Jack about Yankee attendance, I will kill myself. Forgo all other obligations. Fuck the debate; here’s a spoiler: the asshole wins. See you all at the stadium tonight. Time to crash the Stub Hub servers.


Just day drink while you deliver pies like a normal person with your shitty life would do
God, I wish I still lived in the tri-state area so I could go to this game. And as much of a miserable shitbag as Tampa Jack is, he was right; last night’s crowd was embarrassing.
Yes, 11:30pm on a work/school night when it’s been raining for 5 hours and the stadium is only half-filled. That’s embarrassing. Every other stadium in America would’ve been filled to the brim. Dumbasses…
So they’re not gonna finish 1/2 game out of first like you predicted? Oh, and nobody was at the game last night because it was drizzling? Classic Yankee fans! Diehard to the core! Lol. Btw, my World Champion Cards clinched a playoff spot too baby. And with half the Yankee payroll and no cheater on the team like HGH Andy. Truth hurts.
I’ll overlook the zillion dollars the Sox gave Dice-K for doing absolutely nothing if he spins a gem tonight and Baltimore wins.
The crowds at Yankee stadium the last few years are pathetic… The team success is the same, but the intimidation factor as an opponent (take it from a sox fan) isn’t the same. I remember the old stadium had mean looking dudes packed in behind home plate and roaring chants, now it’s just a bunch of rich pussies on their phones
Can we get a bio doc on Tampa Jack? I just need to see this person’s life.
No cheaters huh? Who is your batting coach Tampa Jack? I am sure he is teaching the players EVERYTHING he knows.
As soon as I saw the second paragraphs first sentence I knew tampa would jump in. Same old song and dance from him. Bought my game 1 ticket yesterday. Tampa, bet you a hundo that the Yankees get farther than your cardinals. Put your money where your annoying cunty mouth is.
trolllllllly trolly trolly trolly….Tampa Jack shut the fuck up man you are just throwing the fishing line out and even though you are getting bites, you are still the biggest knob of the week. i could rattle off all the reasons why yankees fans are more dedicated and knowledgeable than cards fans and how much more of a rich tradition our team has, and you would probably tell me that you guys won the world series last year so i’ll just let you feel fuckin sweet talking shit on a NY site while you sit in tampa thumbing your asshole next to your 93 year old best friend Mildred
^ Is that why Yankee fans can’t sell out their Stadium on a regular basis despite being in a city of 18M? Is that why Yankee TV and Radio ratings are between 10th – 16th best every year? Sorry kiddo, read up. Shit, NYers voted Jeter the greatest Yankee of all time…what does that tell you? Lol, just stating the facts.
^ the crazy thing about facts is….they need to be true to be considered facts. Oh and larussa said in an interview last week that he considers Andy’s HGH use separate from other steroid users because he was just trying to recover. Must suck to know you idol manager backed a great Yankee pitcher huh? Whose your hitting coach again?
Talk to me if a playoff game isn’t sold out (which it will be) you clown
So, the stadium is half empty last night, you don’t know if it’s sold out tonight, but your last post was begging someone to sell you their ticket.
Delivering pizzas really is a career for you, isn’t it.
So they’ll sell out playoff games? Wow! What a bunch of die hard fans…lol. That’s the epitome of a bandwagon fanbase kiddo. The final 2012 Nielsen ratings aren’t out but I found last years. Yeah, those Yankee fans are so legit…lol.
http://blog.nielsen.com/nielsenwire/media_entertainment/baseball%E2%80%99s-diamonds-which-major-league-teams-dominated-local-tv-ratings/
I work in television buddy, and if your really going to base your numbers on an extremely flawed ratings system that samples the entire country with a few thousand people, then you may be dumber than I thought. No wait. That’s not possible. And you’re too much of a pussy to respond to my larussa loving Andy comment or the bet I proposed. Would truly love to meet you in person so I can see the face of a troll who spews the same nonsense (that you claim to be fact) on every Yankee post. U are truly a waste of perfectly good carbon. Die.
Lol. “I work in TV!!” Sure kiddo. Why actually look at the actual ratings and the fact that they can’t sell out their stadium? Lol…sorry, truth hurts.
Ps – You want to meet me? What’s next, “My dad could beat up your dad!!”? Grow up, son. You got taught a lesson, just say thanks and learn from it.
How pathetic it must be to be a fan of a team that no one in America gives a shit about…
Tampa Jack, you bring up the derek jeter voted as the greatest yankee of all-time thing. Who the fuck voted? i was never asked, and even if he was voted the GOAT of yankees, why the fuck do you care? he would be the best player for plenty of other teams career-wise. Fuck you Tampa Jack. It’s obviously because of ticket prices why the yanks dont sell out like they used to. Yes, I’m mad the owners jacked up the prices but shit happens. And the fact that you think your entire 40-man roster has never done steroids is laughable. In the words of Cris Carter, CMON MAN.
Tampa, there is literally nothing of value you can ever teach me. The only reason I keep feeding into your troll nonsense is because my TV CREW is away on a shoot and im just killing time on a wed. I know for someone as dumb and delusional as you, holding down a job seems nearly impossible but at least McDonalds is always hiring right? And I want to meet you so I can punch u in the fucking throat you waste of life. Larussa gave Andy no blame. Must suck to know your hof manager would disagree with every
Point you foolishly try to make on here. You are the one who needs to be taught some baseball lessons. You offer no commentary of value on this site ever. You’re probably 13 anyway. Try again rookie