El Pres – We are heading straight for Armageddon.   There is just no way this superbowl rematch doesn’t happen….I’m telling you a storm is a brewing like nothing we’ve seen before.   We’re going to need every able bodied man on the front lines.  It’s going to be all hands on deck.   It’s going to be war.

For a couple days now Pres has been screaming and squawking about this Giants-Pats Super Bowl rematch in a few weeks. Calling it a perfect storm and yelling for all hands on deck and yada yada yada. So I have a serious question. And I don’t mean to talk shit or offend any of you delicate Pink Hatters in Boston, but I am genuinely curious about something….

When the hell are you New England clowns going to learn? You had a good run but its time to stop counting your rings before they hatch. Sold 19-0 tshirts and perfect season books 4 years ago. Gave the Red Sox the World Series last winter.  Thinking anybody outside of Canada gives 2 shits about the Stanley Cup. Thinking Rondo is better than Chris Paul. I mean is there a more delusional fan base in the country? On the planet?

And look the Pats are a good team. Not good enough to beat the Giants or anyone that finished over .500 this year, but better than the Jets at least. And they very well might beat the Ravens on Sunday. But where in the fuck does this confidence come from? These are the same Pats that can’t stop a nose bleed on defense. The same Pats that haven’t won jackshit in almost a decade. The same Pats that have a cuckhold pretty boy QB and a vagina-groping WR playing defense? What the hell am I missing here?

And now they’re suddenly so confident they can beat a team with the greatest MLB and safety of all time. Plus the best DT and pass rushing LB in the NFL today. Not to mention my boy Ray Rice from Rutgers is the best dual-threat RB on the planet. Remember how that went last time? Not to sound all Jerry Thornton-y here but those who ignore history are condemned to repeat it. Boston sports fans might be the greatest example of this in all of civilization.

Pres has one thing right though. This Super Bowl WILL be a rematch. Giants-Ravens Part II.

ALL IN.

PS- That Brady clip is legit my favorite YouTube clip of all time.


@BarstoolScott