Is The Mets Commercial Break Flopper The Worst Dude Alive?
July 2010:
Last Night:
So everyone and their mother tweeted me and emailed me last night when this dude ate it as the Mets went to commercial break. Making all sorts of stupid jokes about how its symbolic about the team and how they collapse and shit. Please. Can’t you tell a fake commercial break TV flopper when you see one? Dude is worse than Lebron out there. Worst part of all is that Gary bought it and laughed at him. Just fueling the fire, Gar.
But seriously whats this guy’s deal? Just makes an appearance at Citi Field once every couple years for a few seconds of air time pretending to fall for the cameras. Cool shtick bro. I’d love to punch you right in your fucking stomach.
One of these days he’s gonna trip while getting to his seat and roll down the Pepsi Porch and break his neck and die or some shit. It will be the ultimate “by crying wolf” situation.
why are you complaining this is great, I wish he somehow knew how to make it in every game’s broadcast, and just found new ways to fall down every other day of the week, guy’s a legend
Tell me you missed that smokeshow blonde with the huge cans on the Shea Bridge they showed going into a commercial break in the second inning.
He will be filing a personal injury claim before sundown.
stan – how is the alopecia?
kfc’s dad?
This guy is a camera man for the Mets Broadcasts.
Of course you caught the flop……since deadspin posted on it 2 hours ago.
wicked pickett – knitting circle says hi
PS HOW ARE ALL THOSE JEREMY LIN JERSEYS DOING?!?! and was he voted like favorite athlete of all time in NYC haha fucking New yorkers
so, instead of blogging about probably the best and most exciting Mets game of the season, you put up a post about a fucking dude who pretends to trip and then follow that up with a post about a dude wanting to kill another dude for his wife blowing him? Yeah, this blog is officially shit.
Will I am Not with a totally irrelevant comment — and clearly has no idea how restricted free agency works.
WILL I AM Not just showing why New York sports fans know more about their sports. He has agreed to an offer sheet from the rockets which the knicks have a chance to match and have said that they will. This is how it works granted the rockets fucked them by offering an absurd contract to a guy with no track record but he will be back on the team next year. Also no free agent can officially sign anything until July 11th.
Montreal is currently working on a long term deal to sign this guy
also WILL I AM NOT I would like to see the poll that says hes the favorite athlete in New York history. I guess he beat out mantle, ruth, dimaggio, jeter, wilt, ewing, nameth, LT, Simms, gary carter, doc gooden and seaver.
if the knicks sign him for that 30 mil deal, they can kiss roster flexibility goodbye. He will not be worth that much money in the last year of his deal, whoever signs him for that will be amnestying him in 3 years or will be crying because no one will want to trade for him. If they were signing Lin, why spend money on Kidd?
StanSitwell- Because Kidd is not a starting PG. I agree though, that will be a shitty contract for the Knicks. Lin is garbage (and Asian). Can’t believe how people went so crazy for that dude, thinking he’s the next Magic or something.
Giantsfan I DVR’d the shit out of those 2 smokes and spread that pic like wildfire. Blue shirt had a great set of New York boobs.
Lin isn’t garbage, he’s no chris paul or deron williams but he’s got a solid skill set and showed glimpses of what he can become. under the tutelage of a player like jason kidd lin’s stock should only go up from here. add that kidd will command respect from melo and amare and lin can learn how to run that offense the right way. just gotta get melo to buy into the fact that he’ll never win anything without playing for the team instead of himself
This is awesome, suck a dick KFC. You would never punch anyone, this guy would fuck you up!!
what the fuck are you complaining about? it’s hilarious