NY PostJets head coach Rex Ryan, one of his assistants and some of the team’s players are being probed for unsportsman like conduct against a sexy female reporter after they allegedly pestered her with goofy, on-field antics and locker-room catcalls. NFL and team officials yesterday said they were investigating reports the Jets made suggestive comments to knockout TV correspondent Ines Sainz — who calls herself “the hottest sports reporter in Mexico” — during and after a weekend practice at their Florham Park, NJ, facility. Sainz, a bombshell blond reporter for TV Azteca, was at the Jets’ practice Saturday to interview quarterback Mark Sanchez. During the portion of practice open to the media, Ryan and defensive backs coach Dennis Thurman purposely overthrew passes so they would land near Sainz, she said. Later, during a locker-room availability, several players allegedly hooted and hollered when Sainz walked in. She later tweeted she was “dying of embarrassment.”

Ok, so I saw this a couple days ago and it didn’t even cross my mind to blog about it. And trust me, any time I have a layup blog I write it because I want to finish the day as qucikly as possible because I inherently hate doing work even if it’s just blogging about hot chicks and sports. So i hear this story that all the Jets were behaving exactly how professional athletes in a locker room behave, and I don’t even think twice. Then I hear that it was Ines Sainz, and I’m obviously more intrigued because that bitch has a BA-DONK. STILL didn’t think to blog it because the fact that a bunch of black fellas were hooting and hollering at a chick with a dope butt ain’t exactly breaking news. Then this morning, like 3 fucking days after this shit went down, the Post and News has it as front and back page news. Is the whole world fucking kidding me with this? I’m a skinny pale white boy blogger and if I ever saw this girl in person I’d cat call the FUCK out of her and probably take out my tiny dick and start yanking. So lets not act surprised when we hear that Kris Jenkins, who’s a 500 pound brotha, 300 of which is probably his mandingo, was sweet talking the hottest sports reporter in the galaxy. And now Ines Sainz is on a Twitter crusade yapping in espanol. Esto por lo que se comentaba hoy respecto a mi presencia con los jets! Algunos medios aseguran que iba inapropiadamente vestida con los Jets! Exactamente estaba asi! I ain’t no linguistics expert but I’m pretty sure she’s saying “I have a sexy butt.” I’m sorry but if you have the sexiest butt on earth you simply can’t go into an NFL locker room without repercussions. Don’t bring your milkshake if you don’t want all the boys to come to the yard.