Is There Any Doubt Gerard Depardieu Fucked Alex Morgan?
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND – JANUARY 07: FIFA president Joseph S. Blatter, Alex Morgan and French actor Gerard Depardieu during the red carpet arrivals at the FIFA Ballon d’Or Gala 2012 at the Kongresshaus on January 7, 2013 in Zurich, Switzerland.
You see the look on that man’s face? Pure sex. Either that or its the face of someone shitting in a diaper smelling his own fart. But I’m gonna go with the first option. I bet Alex Morgan didn’t even make it to her seat before she got Depardieu’d. He’s newly Russian, but he’s always down to fuck.
Fuck it, his new name is “French James Gandolfini.”
Wait? Is Alex the hot chick or that other old dude?
If he did it cost him 100k, at least.
chick athletes need to stay out of dresses and stick with sweats and uniforms…so much hotter
He certainly didn’t fuck Abby Wambach
honestly I bet you he wouldn’t even touch it. Look at that man, he’s after tits 100%, and we all know Alex has nothing up there. They had her bodypainted in the SI swimsuit issue, it looked like she was posing behind a surfboard
She’s overrated.
@sernation spot fucking on. There’s a few exceptions (Anna Kornakova off the top of my head) but that’s a rarity.
Any idea what that fat-assed frenchmen must smell like?!?!?!?!?
Depardieu’d thats that Scorsese flick right?
Who here wouldn’t bang her? She’s not model hot but everyone knows athletic girls like to smoke pole. They like too lick carpet too but that doesn’t make them bad girls.
Depar-done
It’s funny because his tits are without a doubt substantially larger than hers
I’m a little confused here. Was Gerard Depardieu ever in an important movie? Like I get that the joke is that he looks like a bag of smashed assholes since his younger days. The question is, why do I care? To my knowledge, he was in Green Card and My Father the Hero and that’s it. Two movies that I know of, but never saw cuz they appear to be chick flicks. If he’s big in France, to me that’s like being not big at all. So what did he ever do to merit attention from BSS?