ZURICH, SWITZERLANDJANUARY 07: FIFA president Joseph S. Blatter, Alex Morgan and French actor Gerard Depardieu during the red carpet arrivals at the FIFA Ballon d’Or Gala 2012 at the Kongresshaus on January 7, 2013 in Zurich, Switzerland.

You see the look on that man’s face? Pure sex. Either that or its the face of someone shitting in a diaper smelling his own fart. But I’m gonna go with the first option. I bet Alex Morgan didn’t even make it to her seat before she got Depardieu’d. He’s newly Russian, but he’s always down to fuck.