Is This Convertible Sofa/Pool Table Lame?

eBay - You have never seen the like – a truly unique sofa that converts into a 6ft pool table! Produced as a collaboration between Pierce upholsterers of Accrington and Riley, the famous pool and snooker table manufacturers, this is an exceedingly rare piece, and if not a prototype, then it was produced in a very limited quantity.
So I’m on the verge of moving into a new apartment, and of course the main goal is to furnish the place with as much shit as possible that makes panties drop. And look what I stumble upon – a fucking pool table/sofa. This is like the grown up version of one of those 4 in 1 pool tables, air hockey, ping pong, foosball tables. I’m thinking at £95 this thing is a fucking steal. Sure, it will cost about £5,000 to ship this thing to Manhattan, but I’m thinking this is a must have.
So I pose the question to you Stoolies, would a Convertible Sofa/Pool Table lame? And I swear if you fuckers are bidding up the price or snake this from me I’m going to just write about the Mets injuries non stop for the next month.
Vote 1 for shipping a 1970s convertible sofa/pool table from England is probably not worth it vote 10 for this furniture masterpiece will see more action than imaginable



I’m torn on this…I can’t call it lame, but it’s pretty useless. Everybody knows it’s much cooler to plow beav on top of a pool table as opposed to a sofa.
“What? Stains? Oh…yeah idiots put their beers on the table all the time…”
Stoolie approved. I can see mounting Cristina del Basso on that…
Perfect for you fucks in NYC. You can use it for a couch, bed, dining room table, pool table, desk and an ironing board in your 195 sq ft apt.
a little diesel and a couple matches is all that thing needs..
you would absolutly use this once…then never again
jackofspades = a mom
anyone who thinks this is lame is nuts…this is almost as good as the pizza place where you make your own pizza
nah…but I did use your mom once
you’re quick …
chicks keep telling me that…they think I give a shit…I busted…fuck them
i agree