Huff PoAnd to think, most of us can’t even match our socks in the morning. Stella Ehrhart, an Omaha third grader, dresses up as a different historical figure,character, or otherwise notable person each day for school, according to the Omaha World-Herald. She’s been coming to class as a different persona every day since the second day of second grade, when she showed up dressed as Laura Ingalls Wilder. Stella gets most of her costume ideas from her book, “100 Most Important Women of the 20th Century,” though she has also dressed as women from further back in the past, like Emily Dickinson and Harriet Tubman. When she deviates from the historical theme, her costumes have included Hermione Granger, the school principal, and her aunt Pam, a police officer. The eight-year-old managed to get through the entire second grade with no repeats, but this year she is re-using some old ideas.

I wish I was a 3rd grade girl right now just so I could go beat the nerd right out of Stella Ehrhart. Fuck, I might go beat her up as a 28 year old man at this point. Never has anyone deserved an ass kicking more than this smug little broad. Oh look at me! I dressed up like Hellen Keller! Tomorrow is Harriet Tubman! Saturday night I’m gonna get nuts and be Susan B. Anthony! Christ almighty, Stella. Are you trying to die cold and alone surrounded by 30 cats as a hoarder? Its like you’re trying to book a one way ticket to a TLC Special.

I can see all the feminists of the world recruiting this little bitch now. She’s like the Lebron James of Feminism. You know when people heard about Lebron when he was like 8 and they began scouting him? Thats like this chick. KO Barstool probably got word that some little 8 year old bitch is dressing up like Rosy the Riveter and they’re like “The cunt is strong with this one.” She’s like Luke Skywalker – A youth with an unrealistic, idealistic view of the world that will be trained by ugly old trolls.