Is This The Weirdest Goal Of All Time?
Gotta be the weirdest goal I’ve ever seen. First, #9 in white gets his (left-handed) stick knocked from his hands. So, naturally, he just takes the (right-handed) stick from #9 on the other team…seems about right. While the puck is in the corner, #9 on white’s teammate thinks he’s helping out his buddy by pushing his stick toward him. Once the biscuit comes loose, the other #9 sees the stick conveniently at his feet, so he picks it up and scores on a one-timer…with a backwards stick. My head just exploded. Hockey’s a thinking man’s game, indeed.

Herr Six Ten, I thought you were dead? Where have you been?
I’d be impressed if he had scored left handed, the way God created that stick and had intended for it to be used.
Dean Youngblood did better shit when he was a pee-wee.
You’re supposed to be the hockey blogger and can’t tell the difference between a right-handed and left-handed stick? Really? Bobby Ryan, a righty, picked up Mikko Koivu’s left-handed stick.
KFC. Hire me to blog about hockey.
pksmoothie…that’s exactly what happened…he shot the onetimer with the backhand side of the stick
Uhh…that’s what I said. A lefty stick shot right-handed is backwards bro.
P.S. – they don’t ‘hire’ hockey bloggers.
sick blogger uses the guys jersey number instead of saying Bobby Ryan or Mikko Koivu
you’re fired!
Know your audience, ba5. Not every reader studies their hockey cards as much as you & knows who Ryan & Koivu are.
I’d say he did a pretty nice job. So eat a dick
I don’t know. Maybe all the #9′s confused me, but it sounded to me that you were saying the opposite of what happened. Either way, I still respect a hockey blog.
yea the majority of stoolies don’t know dick about hockey but you could put both name and number. something like “bobby ryan (#9 in black).” suggestion for the future
boomhauer says:
December 13, 2010 at 5:38 pm
yea the majority of stoolies don’t know dick about hockey but you could put both name and number. something like “bobby ryan (#9 in black).” suggestion for the future
I hate to break it to you, but the majority of stoolies don’t know dick about sports period.
This was one of the better things I have seen in quite some time.
The announcers are real sleuths, only took them about five minutes to figure out what happened. You bet your ass Jack Edwards would have been all over that in a heartbeat.