rachel

The answer to all of these questions is: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.  I’m not even gonna link any stories to TMZ or ESPN or the million other outlets that have a bunch of conflicting stories.  This soap opera bullshit is for the birds.

This is the exact reason why you should NEVER be married when you are star athlete.  Let alone the biggest athlete of all fucking time.  It’s just not worth the headache.  Monogamy doesn’t even make practical sense for anyone – not even some dude bagging groceries.  Tiger Woods has a hundred brazillion bagillion dollars and the only other person who is (maybe) on his level is Michael Jordan.  He should have a harem of bitches that changes like the fuckin weather.

How is it possible that Derek Jeter is the only mega star that understands this?

PS -  This supposed mistress and even his wife aren’t even hot enough for Tiger.  I mean I can pick out at LEAST three Local Smokeshows from NY that I’d rather hit than either of those girls.