Is This Wedding With WWF Entrance Music And Howard Finkel As The Guest Emcee The Best Wedding Of All Time?
I’m so fucking pissed this guy used my wedding idea of WWF entrance music and Howard Finkel as guest emcee I can’t even tell you. I mean 99.9% of wedding gimmicks are as lame as it gets but this is fucking awesome. Just the best if not the only way to get married. I’ve had my own dream wedding mapped out in my head for a while too and I got it narrowed down to this. First I would bust through the doors to Steve Austin’s entrance with the glass shattering, run over and immediately Stone Cold Stunner my father-in-law through the catering table, then cue up Ted DiBiase Million Dollar Man and just start making it rain all over the bridesmaids. $1 bills everywhere. Slow it down a bit and gather my thoughts as Mr. Perfect‘s theme music came on, plant a nice romantic kiss on my bride as the crescendo build and Paul Bearer rises up from under the dance floor to present my ring. Slide it on then BOOM Real American starts blasting while I throw a feather boa on and walked around giving high 5s to everyone in the joint as they told me how fucking epic my wedding was. Perfect. The only problem is I’d 100% have to get a divorce within the next 1-3 years and do it all over again because I have like 8 other entrances I wanted to incorporate here.
you should have Owen Hart lower himself by a cable from the roof to present the ring
FAIL!
whatever you do do not invite Chris Benoit.
This was pretty lame. Took too long and wasn’t exciting enough…
Where were the good intro songs??
Only one that good was the best around montage…
smokeshows and talking about old school WWF wrestling are my 2 favorite things on this blog. nice work.
No Rick Flair strut thrown in to your intro Kmarko? What gives?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Stone Cold music for my entrance has been my dream for a LONG time. I thought i was the only one. Good choice Kmarko
I am sorry, I just woke up on my keyboard. What happened after the 2 min. mark?
Fucken terrible
ooooh you didn’t know? well yo ass betta caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall somebodaaaaayyyy!
the only entrance song that would fit me would be shawn michaels
i would work in Legion of Doom somewhere but shit would get real fuckin weird
How gay is –
“I’ve had my own dream wedding mapped out in my head for a while too and I got it narrowed down to . . . “
Mitch Cumstein says:
December 1, 2010 at 12:01 pm
No Rick Flair strut thrown in to your intro Kmarko? What gives?
Exactly, how do you not come in to the music of the 400 time world champion. Styling, Profiling, Jet flying, Limosine riding. To be the man you have to beat the man.
I bet they will body slam each other.
this sucked ass, my cousin has the best idea for his wedding
doing the chicago bulls theme song from the 90′s, going to have everybody introduced by their height and the college they went too, now that is fucking gansta
introducing everyone by what college they went to, should be a pretty short intro
Afternoon soze34, i see that you had your cup of haterade already
BD: Or you could just introduce them by the last prison they were in
How does the best man not have Shawn Michaels entrance music!?
corylidleflymehome
Yes that could work as well, at least i will know all the dudes can jump
They used the orient express for the asian chick!
Don’t listen to him BlackDude, not only do I like the idea, but I love the fact that a cousin of yours is actually getting married and bucking the trend of having litters of illegimate children by multiple women. Yes We Can.
The fucking Groom looks like you, Kmarko. Same shaped head and smug looking face.
Sí, se puede , isnt it awesome that the guy who runs this country is black, eats up at you boys everyday, cant wait until he wins again, going to kill you boys for 4 more years, now YES that is awesome!
pluses: the fink is epic as the announcer. orient express music for the asians was legit as fuck.
minuses: the rest of the theme songs sucked ass. no DX. no Ric Flair, no Hogan. No million dollar man. none of the true classics except mr. perfect. dj failed big time
WTF? Great idea, but if the rest of the crowd and guests don’t get into it, it’s pretty damn boring. When the best man is coming in, you see one guest sipping his water. You could almost hear the crickets during this whole thing.
the fink was my 3rd base coach in softball for a few seasons… guy is the fucking man
Easy test to tell if someone is a fucking functional retard. As them if they like professional wrestling. If the answer is yes, time for a hockey helmet and red sweater.
Shit is for inbreds.
Also, BlackDude “Yo Cuzn idear soun dizope dogg!”.
Not really, it sounds as stupid as you do thinking Hussein is going to win a second election.
I actually like the idea BlacKDude. Wedding entrances are inherently lame to begin with. The Bulls entrance is original and it keeps people from being “hilarious” and walking in with sunglasses on or doing some awful coreographed dance.
Yeah Monkey, I’m sure none of them are going to wear anything ridiculous..
for the love of Christ, will someone please smother the viking already. how did his mom not do it herself after he refused to get off her tit till he was 14?
Whooaa, there’s alot of heat coming from michael scarn right here and I like it. Let the viewers at home in on the fun, what’s your beef with the Viking?
Take it a step forward, in lieu of a bouquet toss… Ladder Match
Scarn is clearly wearing a red sweater and a hockey helmet while watching WWE.
The-Viking says:
December 1, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Also, BlackDude “Yo Cuzn idear soun dizope dogg!”.
Not really, it sounds as stupid as you do thinking Hussein is going to win a second election.
Lets make a real bet, remember when you go to bed tonight, your president is black, pussy
Fuck that! There are two things that I am deciding between for my wedding. 1) NWO wolf pack theme song or 2) the GUTS soundtrack and making my parents face my parents-in-law on the Agrocrag.
How could you leave off Mr. Ass’ theme? And the ultimate, Macho Man Randy Savage? C’mon Kmarko thought you were better than that