Is Today The Worst Day In The History Of The World?
How fucking suicidal is the world today? With the 4th of July falling on a Wednesday this year I feel like the world just went through 3 back to back to back weekends. I myself am coming off a 7 day bender in New Jersey and I couldn’t be more ready to kill myself. And my job is an absolute joke. I can’t even imagine how you cubicle monkeys are feeling. I feel like every single person I talk to is in complete agreement that this is the worst day of their life. Its like 200 degrees in Manhattan. Everyone is murdering each other. Our pets heads are falling off!
Just an absolutely miserable summer Monday. A full 5 days away from returning to the Hamptons or Jersey or the Cape or wherever you go on the weekends. Not even any real sports on to watch tonight. Too hungover to continue drinking but shaking too much to stay sober. Only solution is turning to hard drugs tonite. Pizza Boy! Fetch me some Crystal!
the bachelorette is on tonight
Bath Salts.
Stop your whining you little bitch
Maybe the most on point post ive seen on any website ever. I needed that laugh, thank you
smoke a bowl and shut up already
I seriously considered getting into a car accident this morning on the way to work
Easily the worst day/week in the history of the world. I’m with wilburham!!
wish u had wilburham
JAM BOY
bunch of fucking whining babies. are you adults or babies? adults can do something about their job; babies can’t. Also babies don’t have jobs.
Day after thanksgiving break is far worse – still in Stage 4 meat sweats and have gained about 15lbs in 4 days, all you can think about is eating more from 8am on
Today is absolutely the worst day ever. My 8 year old son was all geared up at 7:30 to attend his first baseball camp this week. He had on his baseball pants, jersey and hat within 15 minutes of being out of bed. Took him to the field at 9:00 and it’s completely empty. Turns out his coach of nearly a year skipped town with thousands of dollars and is nowhere to be found. So now I have to explain to him that 1). His coach is a thieving piece of shit, and 2.) life sucks. .and 3.) dad may or may not be in jail if he ever tracks this son of a bitch down. . .
bobcabbit could not be more wrong. Partying during the 4th is beyond bigger than your crazy turkey stuffing parties…
To make this worse there are literally no sports on tv today and Wednesday. The two dark days of sports. Combine that with having landed at 11pm last night from an insane 10 day vacation and yeah I want to kill myself right now.
The worst day of the year is the day after the Superbowl. Or if you’re a Jets fan, it’s week 17. No more football until September and the weather is awful for at least 8 more weeks.
completely empty kots? how come everyone knew except for you
spinna, does it really matter?
he’s just mad everyone knew but him
i havent done a week this big since college. so yea feelin pretty bad, its the lack of anything to watch on tv when i get home that’s really ruining it though.
You know nothing KFC. You wanna know what a bad day is? Its when your girl says to you “Honey, i’m pregnant, your gonna be a daddy!” Cry me a river with your “I have to sit on my ass and blog all day after a week long bender”
just curious, thought it was a pretty valid question
asdasdasd, not everyone knew you dumbfuck. I meant empty as in no coaches. I am so sick of internet tough guy/morons like you. You point out completely irrelevant stuff in attempts to be funny/inflammatory. Bottom line is the guy screwed over a bunch of kids.
haha asdasdasd spot on
so all the other coaches knew this one coach split but they werent there to apologize or explain what happened?
you alright over there kotsie?
LMFAO @ kots post, made me laugh, you should follow me on twitter @kingblackdude, shame less plug but fuck you all, haha that is awesome, tell your some there is good and evil in this world, simple as that bro
LMFAO @ asdasdasd for the win
No, I am not alright. It is the worst day ever. Did you not read the title? It doesn’t really matter why no coaches showed up. Bottom-line is that there are kids that are crushed who now have no camps to attend because the other camps are now full and they have to learn a hard life lesson at 6, 7 and 8 years old when all they wanted to do was play some ball. Shit is fucked up and I’m not looking for sympathy. I was agreeing that it is the worst day ever.
Okay, I’ll tell my “some” about good, evil, grammatically incorrect bloggers and everything in between. Point is the kid lives and dies by baseball. He’s crushed. As are hundreds of other kids. Make fun of it all you want, all from the safety of your desktop.
if that’s the worst thing that happens to your son all summer, consider it a good one buddy, there are kids out there with no access to running water but you’re gonna sulk because your son cant throw a baseball around for a few hours? figure it out
Thanks spinna. I’ll keep that in mind. Meanwhile, I’ll continue training 6-7 days per week to fly 7,000 miles away to climb a fucking 20,000 foot mountain to raise money for those kids who have no water, suffer from malaria and have little to no education. What are you doing to help them other than using them as an example to make an argument? Grab a backpack and join me or STFU.
i’m just kidding @kots, not funny at all. really i empathize with your son. I mean the banana in my smoothie this morning was like way over ripe but i drank it anyway. so yeah, i know what it’s like.
really Will I Am, you’re using “LMFAO”? in all caps?…drink a cap of bleach
I wasn’t saying thanksgiving is better than the 4th, not sure where you got that from was just stating that I feel 10 times worse than this week. People crying about feeling bad after a week binge of drinking and banging fat chicks are as annoying as the friends who “need to take a nap” before they go out. Suck it up – rally and cry alone with the dog later on. kots – that really does suck I hope they find the guy
oh my God, the kid drinks smoothies. . .
no way that argument works there dude, you were crying because your son missed baseball camp today, tell little timmy shit happens in life and man up, enroll him somewhere else and he’ll be alright
If the argument doesn’t work then don’t bring it up! Grab a backpack and join me or shut it. I thank God everyday for what I have. That is a large reason why I give back. You know, do something other than talk about it over cocktails and smoothies and do nothing. You have an offer, join me in putting your life at risk to help these kids or don’t.
you had me until “join me in putting your life at risk to help these kids or don’t”. please explain that, otherwise you’re just asking for it.
if you actually believe in god and “thank him” everyday then you have just as many issues as i thought you did this whole time.
WTF? How much money is in those cases that fell from the plane into the mountains there Gabe? You better get up there fast before John Lithgow kills your girlfriend.
so kots, do i follow this correctly…your contribution to world poverty and malnutrition is to spend the better part of the week selfishly training in a gym then flying 7000 miles to climb some bitch mountain?
kots hang himself yet>?
Cool story Kots. And most people that enjoy the mountains would call training and traveling around the world the climb one a vacation. Why do you think you need to “risk your life” for people to donate to your worthy cause? P.S. – God is imaginary.
Also, if God is responsible for all the good things in your life, then he must also be responsible for your kid’s baseball coach skipping out of town with your money. Explain that. And when you’re done telling us all how God wants your kid to learn a lesson about disappointment or whatever, explain how God allows children to be raped and murdered, famine, natural disasters, etc.
Other than the Fourth itself, I had to work all week last week so this is no biggie. Grow a pair, braaaaahhhhhhhh.
So true today is an abomination…spot on post minus the cornball meth joke at the end…i hate when drug noobs talk about meth…the shit is treacherous bro take some moly sniff a bump but easy with the bondo in a pipe….its really the devil…
Will…hit the bleach you already know homie….
kots were you in k2 i kind of remeber you having a line towards the end STFU
johnnybegood, why are you so serious, you cunt, let him believe in what he wants, you fucking self righteous fag
shut the fuck up johnnybegood. save your stereotypical “prove there’s a god” bullshit. you’re not funny and we’ve all heard it before. kots, that sucks dude, i for one appreciate your story, it was entertaining. fuck that coach and fuck all the haters who pick on every little fucking thing. they literally have no lives
@Kots, that sucks for your kid, probably ruined his Summer. Unfortunately whenever anybody tells a real life story on this site some cunty commenter has to rip it apart, probably because their own life is in the shitter.
Do I really have to justify how climbing 20,000 feet to an artic environment in a high altitude environment is risking my life? Holy crap there are some dumb people on here. Tell you what run up the next 20,000 foot mountain you come across and let me know how it goes. I am not going to defend myself. At the end of the day I’ll have raised in excess of 6 figures for needy people. And, I’d rather live my life in the belief there is a god only to find out there isn’t, to live it in the belief there is no God only to find out there is.
And, thank you to all the well-wishers. I appreciate it. My son will be fine. As many have pointed out, there are worse things in this world.
“And, I’d rather live my life in the belief there is a god only to find out there isn’t, to live it in the belief there is no God only to find out there is.”
Pathetic argument in favor of your belief, but good luck with your climb.
@Wil – why am I so serious? Why do you aspire to be the biggest troll on the internet? Fuck yourself!
@govna – I wasn’t trying to be funny, was hoping to make Kots think for one second about his faith for a change.
I’ve got to agree with you KFC…I had printer problems and car problems today when a final project was due in grad school….Those are the most used excuses besides being sick, and I really had them…I mean who the fuck is gonna believe you when thats all you got? And on top of that, I got caught rubbing one out to, which is always shitty
Love the Dumb and Dumber quote
For some reason I was really excited to read the comment section on this post, and it didn’t disappoint. And yeah, work today fucking blows.
Let me call you a whaaaaaambulance you bitch
hope this can make the day a little better
http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
ONE FUCKING DAY OFF AND YOU ARE COMPLAINING? BITCH, I SELL DRUGS EVERYDAY.
spinna, asdasdasd and jonnybegood just finished up an elephant walk in which will i am not and nyfan1 were the ring leaders. after that they played soggy biscuit and spooned with each other.
PS – kots, best of luck to you on your endeavor. I’d be more willing to donate a $20 spot to someone in your position rather than sack up andjoin the cause, maybe one day.
I actually had quite the productive day at work today. Only wanted to kill myself twice instead of the usual 16
Funniest comments in the history of barstool. Kots, you gotta no better than to think u can get away with a serious story on Barstool. Thats all im gna say bro.
Kots…I’ve got 2 boys so I get the story. About the climb, next year, fuck the less fortunate and raise money to buy black dude a fuckin life.
Thanks, notharry and Doyle. Everthings cool. My son took everything well and I am taking him fishing for the week instead. I get that people are immature and think it’s funny to jump in and flame someone, but I couldn’t give a fuck less. These people are of no consequence to me. Thanks for all the well wishes on the climb. For those who think it’s a vacation, it’s not. Most of us are average joes whose weekly physical activity previously involved a round of golf (with a cart). These people are taken time away from their families training and fund-raising for the singular purpose of helping others. If people want to make fun or discount that then so be it, but there is no group out there that I’d rather experience this with. These people are inspirational. Check out the climb. It will be annonced later this year in Boston area papers. We will have fundraisers all next year (golf tournament, comedy night, etc.) before we get vertical in February of 14′. There will be plenty of ways to get involved if someone wants. . .
i have an idea, let’s raise money for @ kots’ vacation a la bus lady
asdasdasd, you can join me too, but I suspect you wouldn’t make it out of base camp. I’d give you 1 day before you ran home looking for your fill of World of Warcraft or Call of Duty.