How fucking suicidal is the world today? With the 4th of July falling on a Wednesday this year I feel like the world just went through 3 back to back to back weekends. I myself am coming off a 7 day bender in New Jersey and I couldn’t be more ready to kill myself. And my job is an absolute joke. I can’t even imagine how you cubicle monkeys are feeling. I feel like every single person I talk to is in complete agreement that this is the worst day of their life. Its like 200 degrees in Manhattan. Everyone is murdering each other. Our pets heads are falling off!
Just an absolutely miserable summer Monday. A full 5 days away from returning to the Hamptons or Jersey or the Cape or wherever you go on the weekends. Not even any real sports on to watch tonight. Too hungover to continue drinking but shaking too much to stay sober. Only solution is turning to hard drugs tonite. Pizza Boy! Fetch me some Crystal!