Daily MailAfter eight years running a bar, Laura Maggi suddenly found men beating a path to her door. Not for the quality of her coffee  and aperitifs, but because she had started appearing for work in highly revealing outfits. Hundreds of male customers flocked there day and night, leaving their cars double parked in the surrounding streets. Congestion became such a problem that the lady mayor announced she was considering an emergency bylaw to limit traffic in the area.  Now women in the small northern Italian town of Bagnolo Mella have declared Le Cafe out of bounds to their menfolk – and 34-year-old Miss Maggi has become a national celebrity. Yesterday she was a guest on the Italian equivalent of This Morning and said: ‘I don’t see what the problem is – it’s just a bit of harmless fun. ‘If the guys come here what can I do? ‘I know I have upset the women but that’s not my problem. ‘It’s not my fault if guys want to come and have a drink in my bar.’  Bagnolo’s mayor Cristina Almici said: ‘We have received several complaints from women about the bar and we are looking at what we can do with regard to public order. ‘There has been a huge influx of traffic into the town since the news of Laura started to spread and this has led to incidents of bad parking and some minor acts of vandalism.

Haters gonna hate, Laura! Slaters gonna slate! And smoke bartenders dressing in next to nothing are gonna clog the roadways of small towns in northern Italy! Its like fuckin Field of Dreams…”If you dress like a slut and give guys cheap drinks, they will come.” Literally and figuratively. I have visions of that scene where there are cars lined up for miles to come to the ballpark:

Except instead of getting to watching supernatural ghosts play baseball, its just a bunch of Italian dudes who wanna see this chick dress like a whore and get them drunk. And I’ll be honest, as beautiful of a premise that Field of Dreams is, the tale of people flocking from far and wide to see Laura Maggi and her tits is just as touching.

PS – Is it bad that the picture of her with her hands shoved down her ass is turning me on the most? I’d have to imagine that would earn you a “C” rating from the Sanitation Department.