I’m pretty sure this should be ingrained by now. Mad River Thursdays you silly bitches. There’s new girls behind the bar every single week, but one thing remains constant – cheap booze and people looking to get down. Its like if you were a fisherman but all the fish were in a wooden barrel and you had a gun. Because its really easy to shoot fish with a gun when they are in a small barrel.

Point is, Mad River is just about a sure thing as you can get on the Upper East Side. Booze is always flowin, music is always blasting, and everyone is on the prowl to hook up.

Yankees on the West Coast, 10:05 first pitch. $3 Bud Lights. $5 bombs. 82nd and 3rd.