Its that time of year again, folks. Broads going fucking wild over Hocus Pocus at Halloween time. I introduced this phenomenon to the Barstool world last year and I promised myself every year until the end of time I would remind Stoolies. Its some of the easiest pick up material you’ve ever used. If you’re out at the bar and looking for any sort of ice breaker game to drop, Hocus Pocus will be a smash hit with at least 90% of chicks at the bar.  Just tell chicks you’ve been watching the 13 Nights of Halloween on ABC Family and you think Hocus Pocus is the best Halloween movie of all time and I promise you your foot will be in the door.

Within 4 or 5 minutes they’ll probably be telling you which slutty Halloween costume they wanna wear, after 10 or 15 minutes you invite them to the 2nd Annual Barstool Halloween Bash at Saloon and tell them they can win $1000 in the sexiest costume contest, and then next Saturday you hook up with her after the party. Bingo bango. I’m basically becoming a pimp at this point. Just facilitating sex between two consenting parties. Hocus Pocus, KFC, and the Saloon – Getting Manhattan Yuppies laid on Halloween since 2010.

Just a reminder of the details for this Saturday:

Where: Saloon 84th and York

When: Saturday, October 29th

How Much: 40 bucks, open bar from 10pm to 1am including premium liquors like Kettle One and Jack Daniels. 2 rooms, 3 full bars, a million bartenders.

Extras: $1,000 prize for the sexiest costume.

**Open bar starts at 10 but I suggest getting there earlier. Closer to 9 to avoid the lines**