Its That Time Of Year Again, Folks – “Going To See The Tree” Season Is Upon Us
“Going to see the tree” is the same fucking thing each year. So every year from now until the end of time, you get the same blog on it.
People always ask me this time of year “Hey KFC are you going to see the tree!”
Yea sure thing folks! Let me go traipse down to the heart of Rockerfeller Center, the only place in Manhattan that is more crowded with asshole tourists than Times Square, all so that I can have a gigantic tree in my field of vision. I’ll meet you there!
For sure not. If you’re over the age of 10 and don’t understand me not wanting to go there I don’t respect you as a person. And listen don’t call me Scrooge. Don’t say I’m some soulless J Double O who hates Christmas. I love Christmas. Best holiday of the year. But that doesn’t mean I wanna go stand outside in the cold next to 80 million little kids and photographer Asians. For real what does “going to see the tree” even entail? You grab your girlfriend and head down to Rock Center and you open your eyes and now have seen the tree. Then what? Ice Skating? BAH! Sure thing toots let me just strap on my figure skates. Go to some overcrowded over priced restaurant? Yea that sounds like fun too. At least with apple picking there is an actual activity, albeit a stupid one, that goes along with the idea. But “going to see the tree” just means going to a spot in Manhattan and looking at something.
I’d rather stay in the comfort of my own apartment wearing a reindeer Christmas sweater listening to the Justin Bieber Christmas album decorating my own tree.
PS – One more thing – it never fucking changes. Still looks like a big green tree with lights on it. Just like last year.
Only tree you need to worry about is KFC’s
so spot on.I am keeping this blog open in my web browser for the moment my gf asks me to see the tree this year. im not even saying anything im just handing this to her so i can save my breath.
Not normally one to complain about punctuation and grammar, but ending the question “Hey KFC are you going to see the tree!” with an exclamation point is really making me uncomfortable. Might lose sleep over it tonight.
Hey KFC are you going to see the tree?
Why would you decorate your moms tree in her house?
I haven’t done it since I was 10, I don’t plan on doing it till I’m about 45. Should be about right.
I got stuck in tree traffic just yesterday. Tree traffic as in pedestrian traffic on the sidewalk because people were stopping to take pictures of a tree…… Why not just walk around them you ask?….because the cops put barricades all around the sidewalk. Oh and they also completely blocked off the middle section of the sidewalk so 10000000 pedestrians had to funnel two routes deep. This so people could see a fucking tree.
Rhianna is full of shit
i like the blog, but your tree is an embarrassment.
reddit blogged about going to see the tree first.
and seinfeld had a whole episode on it.
Who leaves Santa cookies – you or mom? Make sure you don’t start the fireplace at night because he comes down the chimnee.
settle down kfc you dont have an appartment
^Says the guy that can’t spell “apartment.”
I cat wait till jan 8th….spending 2 weeks in ny….and the towers side of the palace looks straight down to the tree and has a partial ice rink view …jeebus i miss ny…..and if u dont go by at least 1 week night then u r missing out….plus u have a new girl and either the swarovski downstairs from the nbc store or the coach store across from st patties is a must gift for ur girl…..go i envy u living in ny…5-6 times a year aint enough….holy cripes…sorry for the long winded garbage post…..in short, go there, grab a chocolate shake from mr frosty and buy ur girl an xmas gift from coach or something
“For sure not” is the cuntiest catch phrase of 2012. I hate you a little more each time you say it, Clancy.
your forgetting one thing…………….bitches love trees
True story: I used to wreck this smoke that worked in D.C. She showed up in the City one weekend and said she wanted to go see the tree. Noped so hard. Have not spoke to her since.
Thanksgiving narrowly beats out Christmas as the best holiday. As you get older and stop getting gifts you realize Thanksgiving is a true holiday for men: beer, food, football, and naps.
Only a dirty Jew would go
Only a dirty Jew would go
Perfect place for a tactical nuke
Perfect place for a tactical nuke
westiesucks is right. Christmas is for kids under 10 only. Everybody else, Thanksgiving is #1.