Fuck the $666 Douche Burger Kmarko was blogging about! Save your caviar and lobster and truffles and just give me 1,000 pieces of cheese.
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Said it to Kmarko I’ll say it you… fuck both of you for giving me this shit right before I was getting ready for a day and night of drinking and debauchery. Ruined my whole day. I’m not sure if I can even drink my way to unseeing this.
I’m looking forward to the follow-up blog 6 months from now when he finally is able to take a shit.
This is why I come to Barstool. Before I read kmarko’s blog I thought 1000 – 10 = 990 not 9,990. I’d say it was a typo but the dude threw a comma in there so he willingly typed 9,990.
The more you know.
I’d let the wake up from today eat that and shit it on my chest
At first glance that thing ironically looks like Ronald McDonald.
What a pussy… didn’t finish.
When he yelled “so good” and slammed the door, I lost it.
that jap will be constipated for weeks.
that gook should stick to cleaning my shirts, light starch Bruce Lee!
why wasn’t it bacon? idiot
Reminds me of an old Mitch Hedberg quote “Rice, is good when you want to eat a thousand of something.”
Oh thats fuckin gross! Theres onions on it.
And promptly died after eating it….
what a stupid gook
Can you not put that he didn’t finish it? Or just trying to boost ratings ass?
why did gilbert godfried quit? pussy
Dude that had to make it for sure spit in it
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