Japanese Little League Babe Ruth Is 6’0, 200 LBS And Throws 80 MPH
Godzirra in the house! Kotaro Kiyomiya, the Japanese Babe Ruth. I heard a couple weeks ago that Hideki Matsui got DFAd by the Rays. Are we positive he didn’t get sent down to Japanese Little League? Because this motherfucker is a MONSTER. These poor Caribbean kids from Curacao can’t even get a piece of his gas. He hit 60 bombs in 50 games. He’s gotta be the greatest Little League player of all time right? Could use a little work on that Engrish though, bro. How do you feel about your pitches? “They’re very far?” Whatever you say, big man. Just keep your head on a swivel for Mothra.
PS – How bad do you feel for the Japanese catcher? Kid is probably like 4 foot 1, 85 pounds. Probably only a yellow belt in Karate right now. And he’s gotta be the backstop for this Japanese man amongst boys.
As I was writing this, this little Curacao fucker got DRILLED.
Thought he was dead for sure. Don’t be surprised if that kid has some sort of delayed concussion Jason Bay shit going on.
monthra line was gold. this kid is bigger than me and I’m 21. kinda feel like shit.
I call fucking shenanigans on this kid being 12. Shits like Danny Almonte all over again
Chances Yao Ming fucked this kids mom while on a trip to the island, 100%.
Damn Chinese, will no one stop there war of aggression?
Godzirra better hope he doesn’t get caught lying or I’m pretty sure he’s going to have to commit seppuku.
I like that the curacao team wears blue, are they called the Blue Curacaos?
hey, thats not me!
don’t feel like shit broseidon…this kid will get the birth certificate forgery kick to the dick, and have sumo wrestling to look forward to, which is basically just being paid to die quicker of a heart attack.
oh and by the way, i bet this little anal bead still has a 2.3 inch deke.
An Asian version of Danny Almonte, eh?
I love how the stupid bitch english speaking journalist is getting annoyed at the 12 year old japanese speaking baseball player
How come Asians are able to get made fun of mercilessly and nobody considers it racism?
good question @statebrand…maybe people consider it racism but just don’t give a fuck? is that a legit question, i can’t tell. i’m not sure what i’d call 100% knowing that the asian driving in front of me sucks at driving…maybe it’s called “knowing what the fuck is up with the world”
Umm anyone else remember Danny Almonte? This sounds exactly like that. Just the Japanese version.
Never mind, Leachbomb beat me to it.
this kid is a real life version of George BaRuth and Sidd Finch.
jap version that is
What are the odds Theo Epstein has already signed this kid to flame out in Chicago in a couple years?