Japanese Marathon Fail
Before you laugh and make jokes about this marathon runner going the wrong way just remember this is in Japan. I mean I’ll be the first to admit I’m a little cloudy on the distinctions between Chinese, Japanese, Thai, etc etc. but I’m pretty sure you throw on a ceremonial robe and fall on a samurai sword for something like this. Like this ain’t America where you get a sweet runner up trophy and a viral video and a cute interview on Good Morning America for your little gaffe. This is fucking Japan where it’s Seppuku all day every day for the dishonor of a wrong turn at mile 25.99.
“Seppuku all day every day” hahaha
verrrry dishonorable
it’s almost like he had a problem seeing which way to go or something
if i ran 25.99 miles and some jerkoff didn’t clearly block off the path of the wrong route I’d be throwing punches wildly
They run like they drive
ROR
I think that one guy died at the end. They had to go cover him up real quick.
In Japan, you don’t run the marathon, the marathon runs you.
Anybody else notice all the professional signs, banners and flags ?
Looked like a movie set
He’d be running the right way if he was being chased by a giant fire breathing lizard smashing buildings and swatting planes out of midair brought to life and full of hate because of radiation.
Angel
“ROR”
I fell out of my chair on that one!
it must be difficult to balance such a huge head on such a small body for 26 miles.
He was following the car that films the winner, the car can’t cross the finish line so when it veered off, he followed. He did still beat the #4 guy which was impressive after that detour.
The best part about this is that these gook fucks just missed the train and are trying to make it to work on time.
oh silly little yellow people