Before you laugh and make jokes about this marathon runner going the wrong way just remember this is in Japan. I mean I’ll be the first to admit I’m a little cloudy on the distinctions between Chinese, Japanese, Thai, etc etc. but I’m pretty sure you throw on a ceremonial robe and fall on a samurai sword for something like this. Like this ain’t America where you get a sweet runner up trophy and a viral video and a cute interview on Good Morning America for your little gaffe. This is fucking Japan where it’s Seppuku all day every day for the dishonor of a wrong turn at mile 25.99.
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