Huff Po – A Japanese porn actress has at least 100 fans that would give their lives to her. Well, at least help her give life to another. As part of an upcoming erotic opus tentatively titled “Semen Collection 2,” Uta Kohaku asked her fans on Twitter to donate to the cause by sending in bottles of their own male bodily fluids for inclusion in the film, according to the Brazilian website, Odia.ig.com.br. The actress received more than 100 bottles of sperm-filled plastic bottles in a 10-day period, each featuring the name of the dirty donator, DigitalJournal.com reported. Kohaku appreciated the randy response to her request and, according to RocketNews24.com, promised her fans: “I will care for them as if it were my own child.” Shooting for the film commenced Dec. 20 and there is no word on whether it will be released in the U.S. or what Kohaku will do with the donations after all the shooting is completed.

I like porn as much as the next guy. I love porn as much as the next creepy Asian. But you’re taking it to a whole nother level when you jizz in a bottle and mail it to a porn star. Like even the weird Asian dudes who jerk off to anime tentacle porn are like looking at these guys like “You motherfuckers are creepy.” And its not even the jerking off into a bottle part that bothers me. I’d cum in a Poland Spring bottle without batting an eyelash. Its the mailing part that creeps me out. Taking the time to box up your bottle of cum and get the postage and send it to the post office and stuff, thats straight up insane. Mailing shit nowadays is absolutely the most tedious process ever. Only way I’m going to the Post Office or buying stamps or shipping something overnight is if its absolutely necessary. And donating to “Semen Collection 2″ is not exactly top priority in my book.