Hey Jay, I bet this old bird knows who Robert Deniro is! Chump!
Reminds me of what its like when I get recognized in the streets. Dudes pointing at me like “Is that him? I think thats him!” Chicks spitting at me, looking at me in horror. Usually end up surrounded by a pack of 20 year old bros asking me “Whats Pres really like?” What can you do? You know? Its just the price of internet smut fame. Just once I’d like to go out in public and not get recognized like Ellen and Jay Z here.