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I just watched The Hard Times of RJ Berger on MTV for the first time. TV show about this nerd in high school who happens to have a gigantic dick. The show isn’t gonna win any Emmy’s anytime soon, but I was glued to to the TV for 30 mins straight waiting for Jenny Swanson to come back on screen. Not since Kelly Kapowski on Saved By The Bell have I seen a hot chick like this. Jamie Powell from Charles in Charge is up there on the list as well. But in this era of television, with the sex appeal they can get away with now, Jenny Swanson just blows everyone out of the water. Makes Winnie Cooper look like a freakin dude. Sure you can always make the argument “What if Tiffani Amber Thiessen played nowadays?” but there’s really just no way to tell. Apples to Oranges, folks. I don’t think I can give her the crown simply because Saved By The Bell could be the greatest high school dramady franchise of all time, where as this RJ Berger show sucks. But I’m telling you right now if we could have a 1 time matchup, 1993 Kelly Kapowski vs. 2010 Jenny Swanson, I think Swanson would run her out of the gym.

She is my new #1. Hands down, no question asked, forget about it. I would trade every prospect I had in the farm for the number 1 overall pick just to draft her. Jenny Swanson me one time!

And of course that creep UB already had the actress Amber Lancaster as a Wake Up like 9 months ago. So you can check that out for more.