I always get on the singles line because one time I ran into the Mink Man…rode the whole lift with him

My kid looks at me and says “Daddy, I’m not putting on the helmet” I go “who do you think you are? CRAIG MACTAVISH?”

The opening to this video is so perfect. Francesa in the background. Empty Budweiser can drifts by like tumbleweed. And Jersey Sports Fan alone in the parking lot at the Meadowlands. Just perfect.

And I can’t think of a single activity I’d rather watch the Jersey Sports Fan do than go skiing. Just the most absurd setting for him. The hockey helmet, the leather Super Bowl jacket. The Mink Man quote, the Craig MacTavish quote, and the “Hope you know how to drive a stick!” quote to end it. It all just slayed me. JSF is finally back.