Last week I go on facebook and I see an event “Mad Drinks At Mad River!” from a friend of mine Jess. Its for a Thursday night at Mad River and I had no idea about it. Um how is that possible? Barstool is at Mad River every Thursday until Labor Day. Fucking Mad River sneaking there own smokes behind my back! Hey Mad River if there’s a smokeshow in this city she goes through me first alright? Sons of bitches.

So anyway she’s obviously next up tonite and let me tell you this chick is exactly the type you want slangin drinks. She beat me in Beer Pong at Tin Lizzie once. She’s a die hard Giants and Rangers fan. She’s got facebook pictures of her shooting guns. Just a wild chick who’s down for a good time.

Plus she’s kinda got a little Lauren Conrad vibe no? Everything a smoke should be.

Jess Double Dee’s is behind the bar tonite at 7:30pm at Mad River on 82nd and 3rd.