Jets vs Jaguars “The Toilet Bowl II” Live Blog
If you thought last week’s game was ugly, get ready for today. Jets v Cardinals set football back about 50 years, today we’re running it back to the 1700′s.
Mark Sanchez – your entire life is on the line bro. Don’t throw 3 picks like every other game or you’ll never fuck another smoke again. No pressure.


Tune up the leaf blower Dirty…
After the game Rex is gonna have to take Sanchez to the carwash, close the garage door and clean the shit out off his asshole after he drops a hot steamy load in his pants today
Kevin: Hey babe, I’m going to Mad River to watch the #Jets with JMac and the Puerto Rican Puff Daddy.
Girlfriend: Mad River? I thought we were going shopping for wallpaper? Oh, and I need tampons. A lot of tampons.
Kevin: Can we please go tomorrow instead? Please!?
Girlfriend: Fine.
Kevin: Are you mad?
Girlfriend:
Kevin: I’m so sorry babe! We can go get wallpaper and as many tampons as you want. JMac steals all the donuts and wings anyway. I love you, babe.
enjoy watching the game with your girlfriend…As if being a jets fan wasn’t bad enough you moved in with your fucking girlfriend…I guess you just lose at everything
If you actually believe she likes watching sports, you are even dumber than I thought
Sanchez got raped by his grandpa when he was living in Mexico
It’s ok KFC, just power through the lifetime movie the girl DVR’d and you may catch the second half of the game.