Jews Pissed Off Because Hebrew National Hot Dogs Aren’t Really Kosher
(Reuters) - ConAgra Foods Inc has been sued by consumers who contend that hot dogs and other products sold under its Hebrew National brand are not kosher. The lawsuit alleges that meat processing services provided to ConAgra by privately held AER Services Inc fell short of the standards necessary to label Hebrew National products as kosher.
Hebrew National hot dogs aren’t really Kosher. Unbelievable. That would be like black people finding out Popeye’s chicken isn’t really chicken or purple drank isn’t really purple flavored.
“Kosher” is the biggest scam since Christians invented Jesus and the Bible and convinced everyone to give them money in a basket every Sunday. Just making up this rule that they can only eat food thats been cooked a certain way and blessed by a rabbi. Hey guys a rabbi cast a magic spell over these hot dogs so you can only eat these ones so make sure you pay extra for them and only go to the Jewish hot dog vendors! Oh and also we’re gonna make up this rule that we can’t be outside when the sun goes down, that way we get to leave work early every single day of the year!
Fuckin brilliant.
PS – Pissed off the Jews, Christians and black people all before 10am. Gonna be a good day.
Jews are the worst
Top notch blog! TOP NOTCH!
Jews are also pissed that they have to spend money to buy non kosher hot dogs, or anything else for that matter
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didnt piss off any black people, we are good , but thanks
thats some fine kosher pork!
Right in line with Christians who don’t eat meat on Friday for certain weeks of the year. I don’t want to lump them all together (but I do) but religious people are whack jobs.
Religious people need to wake up to reality. It’s 2012. Just eat the fucking hot dog and shut up.
I like when you write blogs like it’s the 50s. Fucking Archie Bunker of the stool.
Fuckin’ Heebs. I used to deliver pizza when I was a total loser (now only part-time) and the Jewish student center here on campus ordered a bunch of pies. I wasn’t expecting much of a tip but it was my turn so I drove the pizzas over to little Israel. I went in, the kitchen door was open, so I put the boxes on the counter in there. Well, within a nanosecond some obnoxious rabbi comes flying out of nowhere and starts chewing me out about how the pizza wasn’t kosher and couldn’t be in the kitchen. I’m like, “wtf, Saul?” You ordered the fucking things.” Cool story, bros?
Ask Prez if this is upsetting. You know his slob ass buys the cheap store brand non-koshers anyway.
At least Jews dont worship a pedophile who married a 6 year old then banged her when she was nine. Congratulations Mohammed….most famous pedophile ever…..(michael jackson is a close 2nd btw)
haha, why does this have to be an attack on Jews??? I agree that the whole kosher business is nothing more than a business. You know how much money those rabbi’s get to “supervise” and “approve” a restaraunt for being kosher. It’s ridiculous.
But the comment I originally wanted to make. This reminds me of the joke. A man in a yamulke walks into a butcher and says to the butcher, gimme a pound of that fish. Butcher says “that’s ham.” Jew replies “I didn’t ask for the name of the fish.” Sometimes ignorance is bliss!