Joba Lost A Life Threatening Amount Of Blood In His Trampoline Accident
NYDN — Joba Chamberlain lost so much blood Thursday when he hurt his ankle while playing with his son that there initially was concern for his life, a Yankees’ source said.
Holy fuckin shit! What kind of trampoline was Joba jumping on? I realize that an “open dislocation” means the bone is shooting through the skin and shit but goodness gracious. Imagine if dude died jumping on a trampoline at a Gymboree?
As much as I hate the Yankees, and as much as I specifically despised Chamberlain when he was the big craze in New York City, you hate to see someone go out like this. I mean personally I just don’t see how anybody can recover from a Tommy John surgery straight into a gruesome open dislocation. I think its career sheets for Joba.
Fuck Joba and the Yankme’s
Now maybe he and his gimp dad can get matching Rascals.
Dude’s got a family full of meth heads to support, no way he retires.
Good one, bcraven.
Karma is a bitch. Thats what this fucker gets for head hunting, no place for that in baseball.
There is no better textbook definition of the word “bum” than joba chamberlain
Karma fuck that his life was in danger. I couldnt imagine being his kid, dislocates his ankle that bad with blood pouring out holy shit, never going on a trampoline again
What kind of pro athlete attacks a trampoline to the point he almost kills himself. Oh yeah, this dumb fat piece of shit did. Meth is a motherfucker.
I hate the Yankees as much as any Sox fan can, and i hate Joba too, but yup…I do feel bad for his kid. Not the kind of thing you wanna see happen to your father.
here’s my question: with this pussified america that we live in, where every toy produced has to go through a gauntlet of concerned politicians and soccer moms to make it to/remain on the market, how in the fuck are trampolines still legal? i really can’t think of a more dangerous recreational activity in your backyard, for kids and grown ups alike. i would leave a child unattended in a swimming pool before i left them alone on a trampoline. nothing good can come of flinging yourself 20 feet in the air.
What a fucking dumbass this guy is.
Let’s Go Mets.
If it weren’t for trampolines and skateboards, America’s Funniest Home Videos would go off the air.
What an asshole he is for playing with his 5 year old son, fuck all of you motherfuckers. Agree with dro man how the fuck are these things legal? I remember flinging off the sides of them on multiple occasions when I was a kid, or one leg slipping through the springs. You know what is worse than Jaba hurting himself on a trampoline? The pathetic red sox and their pathetic collapse last season. TrustySandusky out.
Joba must be Indian for Yugo.
eeeesh check out the nurses pictures of the injury @ http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/2012/03/fme-ftl_23.html
dont feel bqad for him, he can always go home and help his mom out with the family meth business in Nebraska