NYDNJoba Chamberlain lost so much blood Thursday when he hurt his ankle while playing with his son that there initially was concern for his life, a Yankees’ source said.

Holy fuckin shit! What kind of trampoline was Joba jumping on? I realize that an “open dislocation” means the bone is shooting through the skin and shit but goodness gracious. Imagine if dude died jumping on a trampoline at a Gymboree?

As much as I hate the Yankees, and as much as I specifically despised Chamberlain when he was the big craze in New York City, you hate to see someone go out like this. I mean personally I just don’t see how anybody can recover from a Tommy John surgery straight into a gruesome open dislocation. I think its career sheets for Joba.