Joe Girardi – A REAL Yankee Hero
EASTCHESTER - On his way home from winning the World Series, Yankees Manager Joe Girardi stopped to help a woman who had lost control of her car on the Cross County Parkway and crashed into a wall. “The guy wins the World Series, what does he do? He stops to help,” said Westchester County police officer Kathleen Cristiano, who was among the first to arrive at the accident scene. “It was totally surreal.” The driver was stunned by the accident, but otherwise uninjured, police said. The crash happened at 2:25 a.m. today on the eastbound lanes along a long blind curve where the Cross County meets the Hutchinson River Parkway prior to the New Rochelle Road exit, police said. Police were in the area conducting a driving while intoxicated checkpoint on the parkway. ” He came through with a smile,” Cristiano said. Cristiano, a self-described huge Yankees fan, said she hadn’t expect to see either one of then again. But then a 911 call came through about a car accident a short distance away, and so officers suspended the checkpoint and responded to the crash. As she came upon the accident scene, in an area where the parkway’s two lanes turn into three and cars speed by the curve that takes them to the Hutchinson Parkway, Cristiano spotted Girardi. “He was jumping up and down, trying to flag me down,” she said. “You don’t expect him standing by a car accident trying to help.”
Goddam is there anything we can’t do? ?? Motherfuckin heroes on and off the field! In other news Derek Jeter just found the cure for AIDS and Mariano Rivera has captured Osama Bin Laden. At this rate #28 is basically a lock. An afterthought, if you will. Should we just cancel the 2010 season for the rest of the league’s sake?
| Random Thoughts | 11/5/09, 11:40 am |
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That’s funny because a retarted blind monkey with no arms could have “driven” this Yankees team better than he did this year. I wouldn’t let him drive a golf cart in a bubble wrap suit. They won inspite of him.
Arod’s sperm = cure for aids? is that where Jeter found it
yup there is something the Yanks can’t do…..fill the seats in the new stadium, be fan friendly, win a world series without spending ridiculous amounts of money
this win will always be seen as the world series the yankees bought….to everyone outside of NY
JimmyD was at this game
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good find woody, looks like a typical new yorker
Haha I love the “totally surreal” quote. Because he just won a WS he was expected to drive right by? What a selfless act…
» Wicked Mr Pickett said: { Nov 5, 2009 – 11:11:39 }
That’s funny because a retarted blind monkey with no arms could have “driven” this Yankees team better than he did this year. I wouldn’t let him drive a golf cart in a bubble wrap suit. They won inspite of him.
Haha, nice imposter farts. Too bad your busted grammar gives you away, anyone who reads this knows I would know better than to say “retarted”. It’s also they won despite him, not inspite of him, but that’s a little advanced for you.
I don’t know why you’re (note apostrophe) mad at me, you’re the guy who outed himself by posting to the wrong page. Why that’s my fault I don’t know.
blah blah blah deez, cry more will ya?
i just jizzed in my pants….oh wait, no that was jimmyd.
Dee I couldn’t agree with you more.
(ppssssst…it’s really me bradymancrush)
JimmyD asked: “Goddam is there anything we can’t do? ??”
Yes, if you’re talking about NY sports teams generally, the Giants & Jets cannot beat the Steelers, and the Rangers & Islanders cannot beat the Penguins. On the bright side, one of two of your baseball teams is very good. Congrats.
give it up pickett
Mr Wicked Pickett- I think your yelling at the wrong guy. Read the comments on the posts before. Kmarko clearly outed the guy who was impostering you…you douche
Haha, that’s great. Been in meetings all morning and apparently I’ve been “impostered” all day. Brady must have had a slow down in the lunch line.
By the way Brady, thought I told you to clean that grill. My egg sandwich tasted like last night’s dinner. Now I know you’re probably used to it since your girl’s box usually tastes like my cock, but I like my food to taste fresh, so clean it up.
Aren’t the Jankees suppose to win and when they don’t it should be news?
I bet the fans of Cincinnati, Kansas City, milwaukee, Minnesota. . . . are really happy for them and the sport they ruined.
Circle Jerks do not count as meetings Mr. Pickett
Fuck you 5 minutemajor, i gave your sister a my best 5 minute major in her ass last night you fucking clown. you betta believe dat
A Little League ‘manager’ could win with that all-Star line-up!
Pretty funny.
heated – Batta Bing Gumba! Batta Bing!
Whao are you friggin Dice Clay?
$84 million more than the next team and that’s a “Victory?”
bradymancrush said: { Nov 5, 2009 – 11:11:09 }
What’s going on? I’ve been in meetings all morning…..
BAHAHAHA!!! About what, whether to switch from Sweet N Low to Splenda???? Hahahaha
Hey 5MinuteMajor… if the Yankees have enough $$ to sign guys like Texeira and Sabathia, are they supposed to just not sign them because it “isnt fair” to Cincinnati and Pittsburgh, etc? What type of pussy shit is that? Complain to MLB that their is no hard salary cap.
Funny you should mention that Pickett because yesterday your wife asked me to bring home a bucket of dirty fry oil and pour it over her so I could fuck her like the greasy pig she is.
So, at 2:25 am after the Yankees won the World Series Girardi was on the Cross County? Alone? Not shitfaced? Are they sure it was him?
i’m from boston and i can’t stand people bitchin about the money.
It’s amazing how we all live in different parts of the country & randomly convene on a website as our only interaction with each other yet, coincidentally, we’re all fucking each other’s moms/wives/sisters.
What a tangled web…
Pickett – keep it up and you WILL look like this
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Perry, Jim Leyritz would have been shitty, fuck he’s probably shit face right now.
Jim Leyritz > Girardi
PS, Jim wouldn’t have been a lil bitch and stop, he would have prbably fucker her, than ran over her
Detox, its probably because you aren’t a whiney little bitch like most people. Trust me we got plent here in NY too unfortunately.
Heck Sack – Call MLB and tell them how happy you are. What type of pussy shit is posting your joy then?
The money has nothing to do with it.
The Yanks certainly weren’t playing their “A” game this WS…Philly had every opportunity to win, but they just couldn’t string together any big innings to answer a Yankee rally. Yanks got a few big hits when they needed it…end of story. It could have easily went the other way and people arguing about the money now would have been using it as a punchline then.
couldnt agree more 610, philly did a good job the only problem was almost al there hits there was no one on base. Yankees took it I guess my dog gets to live.
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