There is nothing, and I mean nothing, weirder than a female NYC taxi driver
Peanut M&Ms are awful. But the fact pres backs butterfinger is offensive RT @stoolpresidente: M&m's aint candybar dickhead @JoeyWatermelons
Never have I doubted @stoolpresidente more than I do right now. Kill TWIX? Fuck Butterfinger? Have you lost your goddam mind?
Hockey fans and NYR fans always blabbing about how tough they are now up in arms because Brodeur makes some comments about hurting them?
Whatever you say, Benedict Arnold. Just stabbing your fresh pizza pizzeria comrades in the back for ellios trash @stoolpizzaboy
“New York, New York, the home of Jay-Z, more importantly the home of K-F-C. Not the original but they’re extra crispy…”
He had me at “I call KFC magic, he’s Harry Potter”
Vote 1 for JoeCrack88 is hot fire and his Barstool Boston rap is better Vote 10 for JoeCrack88 is hot fire and his Barstool New York rap takes the cake
(478 votes, average: 5.77 out of 10)
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nice man.
shits legit
Not only is this rap horrible you clowns posted some boston jerkoff wit his fuckin accent an all on tha New York page on Jay-Z’s NY anthem track.
JoeCrack I might have been a little harsh on you the 1st few times. Your rhyming ability is pretty good, your delivery is fucking terrible though.
gold jerry, gold
Look who’s back, it’s Joe Crack & his eyebrow attack
Are you spittin’ rhymes or sweat from KFC’s sack?
You say “Joe knows about smokeshows”
Yet every line you’re wishing we were all homos
Wanting dudes to kiss your ass, thoughts about my dick
Yeah, it bends – I snake it between Mama Crack’s tits
No doubt you’re fruitier than the bottom of a yogurt
But enough of this, I certainly applaud your effort
I have a life, not a webcam, so this will have to do
Until next time, Joe Crack – fuck you
Hahah, loved it. Fake Six Ten^ is just PMSing.
Funny lyrics, but gotta work on that flow and swag if you are gonna rock out at Back To Stool. Go off the beat a little, don’t be so robotic and on the beat every time cause then it would actually sound legit instead of just being funny. Regardless, it was entertaining.
Not hate just constructive criticism.
Vote 5 for Joe Crack has too much time on his hands and really, REALLY wants to write for one of these sites.
good creativity and great rhymes…but the delivery is god awful, sounds like your reading a story to a class of 3rd graders..not ragging on ya, just saying..if you deliver it better with more enthusiasm it would be some good shit
agree with the others.. the lyrics are actually funny, you sir, however, are terrible in rapping them.
610 bringing the heat!
Dude can write….. Joecrack you deffinitely need to stop staring at the computer…. and might not want to rip off Fat Joe with the name….
i just got around to looking at the Stoolala. what a piece of shit that is.
this is fucking garbage. i agree with jraw, you sound like your reading a childrens book. vote 0
can we get 610 vs joecrack88 freestyle battle as the undercard for the next Irish Truck Bomb challenge?
how the hell did he know i jerk off to 2 girls 1 cup?
love the hate, if u think u can do better give it a try. loose stools onto something i think. heres the joe crack marketing plan 1) back to stool 2) t-shirts 3) opening all barstool events 4) make millions an give 20% to barstool wat u think kfc/el pres? (we can negotiate on the 20%)
Your embarrassing yourself, really. You must not have any friends because if you did theyd be telling you what a fool you are.
White kids making rap videos is the equivalent of chicks making sex videos. when your tryin to make it in the real world, those videos are gonna pop back up and humiliate you.
that was pretty good
gotta love desalvo. my friends and a suprising ammount of ppl on here actually like it. an my full names no where near it so how would it ‘pop back up’ haha ur an idiot son
yea they encourage you in the same way we all voted for the chick with downs syndrome for best eyes in high school. its fun making fun of people that dont even realize their being made fun of.
decent lyrics,….terrible flow. He sounds like C3PO
joecrack88 , i cant see it now, youtube block is working again, did you mention me broski?
LMFAO i got it to work, that was fucking awesome, even though he didnt mention me, good job, FYI i get a 10% finder fee on the T shirt idea right? and i thought you were doing Back to Stool for free? Your pullly a jersey shore on ELpres, since youre famous now!
Hey Stool, are you FUCKING kidding me???? Who is this fucking clown and why the fuck would this even be posted? This guy could have the worst flow I’ve ever heard in my life. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE FROM NEW YORK WANT TO HEAR A PUSSY ASS BOSTON KID RAP ABOUT NEW YORK AND TALK SHIT ABOUT THE JETS?????????
I’m honestly considering never visiting this blog again. I Lost sooooo much respect for you pussies. I PUNCHED MY LITTLE BROTHER SQUARE IN THE FACE WHEN I HEARD THIS BECAUSE I WAS SO FUCKING MAD. Joey Bag of Donuts is fucking pissed man.
they are both awful … this chorus is ridiculous
joecrack is a very attractive dude. who the fuck cares if he can rap?